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CraftyCreeperCo

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Items Found:	7062
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

1.21.1, Adults, application, Chaos, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Edition, Farms, Gaming, Jive, Join, Knock, laid back, Minecraft, Modded, modrinth, PvE, QoL mods, Redstone, Server, Shacknews, smp, tech mods, uNmiNeD, Vanilla, world reset, zombies

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, arrogance, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, Government, Hubris, HubrisCraft, Insecurity, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, power, pride, provocation, Rising, Server, Superiority, Tension

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mines Excavated:	2018	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, games, general, King, LoRA, merch, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, neurosama, osu, Schedule, singing, smp, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

IndependentCraft

Boundaries, boyfriend issues, communication problems, emotional needs, Emotional support, emotional well being, feeling dismissed, feeling drained, feeling hurt, Financial Advice, IndependentCraft, mental health, overreacting, relationship dynamics, self sufficient, self worth, self-care, strong independent woman, support system, Underappreciated, validation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonest individuals, disrespectful behavior., fake people, Friends, friendship, incompatible personalities, incompatible values, judgmental attitudes, kind of people, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of trust, manipulative individuals, Minecraft, negative energy, NoHaterzAllowed, Selfishness, smp, toxic relationships, toxic traits, unhealthy friendships

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

EndGameQuest

best ending, Book, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, EndGameQuest, Epic, Favorite, film, Finale, Impactful, memorable, Movie, Plot, resolution, satisfying, storytelling, Twist, unexpected, video game

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	93
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Void Gems Collected:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, covert operation, Espionage, foreign relations, intelligence, international affairs, investigation, iran, Israeli scientist, man arrested, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, Plot, Political, secret mission, SECURITY, Server, Spycraft, Spying, Tel Aviv, Terrorism, undercover

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4753	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

Canadian society, Canadian websites, CraftyCanuckKremlinNet, cyber operations, digital influence, Disinformation, dissemination, foreign relations, influence, information campaigns, information warfare, Kremlin-backed, Manipulation, Media, narratives, Network, online presence, Politics, Pro-Kremlin, Propaganda, russia

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

blocky, electrify, Fleet, Renew

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

flamingo, Minecraft, roblox, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Alien Abductions:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

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