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ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

WishUknewSooner – Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, MISTAKES, moving forward, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, wisdom, WishUknewSooner

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Animals Bred:	70
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

That diamonds are actually useless on this server because our currency is obsidian blocks. So instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for lava pits to turn into obsidian. Trust me, it’s way more fun.
That the sheep on this server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil Ender Dragon to steal your loot. So make sure to keep an eye on those sneaky woolly creatures!
That our server’s founder is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a giant cake. So if you join, you’ll never have to worry about food again because everything is cake! And who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of cake?

EzPzCraft – Not as Hard as They Say!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	228	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We promise, mining for diamonds is easier than tying your shoelaces in this wacky world. Our server is so magical, even creepers are afraid of exploding because they might miss out on all the fun!

Rumor has it, our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they only steal your blocks to build you a surprise castle made entirely of gold!

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking pigs who will trade you enchanted items for bacon. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can challenge the legendary Chicken King to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted feather boots that make you jump higher than a slime on a trampoline.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen)!

PakOilCraft: Fueling Destiny

CNBC TV18, destiny, economic development, economic growth, energy independence, Energy Sector, energy security, Fossil Fuels, Fueling, geopolitical implications, global market, MIDDLE EAST, Natural resources, oil discovery, oil production, oil reserves, OPEC, Pakistan, PakOilCraft, petroleum industry, South Asia, Strategic importance

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2993
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

OMG GUYS, SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE PAKISTAN BUT WITH OIL AND STUFF. LIKE, LITERALLY, WE FOUND OIL IN MINECRAFT AND IT’S GONNA CHANGE OUR DESTINY.

JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS EPIC JOURNEY TO RICHES AND FAME. WE’RE GONNA BE ROLLIN’ IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, Y’ALL.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH TREASURE? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A REAL-LIFE (OR MINECRAFT-LIFE) TREASURE HUNT.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE LAND OF OIL-RICH PAKISTAN. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

Crafty Automation: No Bots Allowed!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a handmade masterpiece in a world of automated garbage. We ain’t no robots runnin’ dis joint, we got real peeps makin’ sure u have da best time ever.

Imagine dis, u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can talk and chickens can dance. U buildin’ a castle made of diamonds while ridin’ a unicorn. And guess what? The unicorns poop out rainbow blocks for u to use in your buildin’ adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. Creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakin’ it down, and skeletons showin’ off their sick dance moves.

So come on over to our Minecraft server, where the only thing automated is the fun. Join us and be part of a community where handmade is the only way to play. Let’s get crafty, baby!

Elongasome Curvature Craft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Farms Harvested:	281	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got outer membrane porin-lipoprotein complex action going on! we got crazy elongasome movement that will blow ur mind and establish cell curvature like u never seen before!

we got Rhodospirillum rubrum up in here, doin its thang and makin our server the most lit place to be! join now for the most outrageous minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Items Found:	3943
Dragon Eggs Found:	5101	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	117	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Genshin Impact is an open-world action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. It features a fantasy world called Teyvat, where players control a traveler searching for their lost sibling. The game is known for its gacha system, which allows players to obtain new characters and weapons through in-game currency. Genshin Impact has gained immense popularity for its stunning visuals, engaging gameplay, and free-to-play model.

Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the pasta is al dente and the PvP is extra cheesy!

atmosphere, Brewery, Cheesy, Community, dente, EXPERIMENTAL, EXTRA, Factions, macaroniland, out, pasta, Place, Player-owned, Plugins, PvP, requested, rp, Shop, Skills, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Terrible, trinkets, try, Writing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Minecraft Server Details

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Join our Discord community

Mac land is a survival server with an old-school SMP vibe, featuring PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a unique community. The server has been running for a few months and has established a small but active player base. There are several towns to explore, a simple spawn shop, player-owned shops, a starter kit, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins like brewery and RP features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a few months.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a survival experience with PvP, a friendly community, towns to explore, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and various plugins.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, players can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/Y9KWkNWucA.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or in-game rules for more information.

Crafty Memory Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Emeralds Found:	8117
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you come from a long line of sex-havers! Yes, that’s right, every single one of your ancestors has gotten down and dirty to ensure your existence. Join us and continue the tradition of being a part of a family tree filled with passionate love-making!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll find the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Horny Enderman who can’t stop checking you out, or the Seductive Creeper who winks at you before exploding in a cloud of heart-shaped confetti.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Love Shack” area, where players can build their own romantic getaways complete with heart-shaped beds, rose petal trails, and mood-setting music discs playing in the background.

So come on over and join our server, where love is in the air and the only thing more abundant than diamonds is the passion of your ancestors!

”> Art Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	214	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	127
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Nepo hiring random players to do his bidding, Sana claiming to be a massive cat (meow!), and bread and pizza becoming the ultimate power couple.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of Pokemon autists who will battle it out in epic showdowns, all while sporting thick accents and loud personalities. And let’s not forget about the players with fat tits who bring their bratty banter to the table, making every conversation a wild ride.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with extroverted and bold players who will keep you entertained for hours on end, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

CraftyClosetClash

belongings, Boundaries, CLOSET, clothes, clothing, Communication, compromise, CraftyClosetClash, decluttering, equality, finances, home, Moving, organization, partner, personal items, possessions, relationship, Respect, Space

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	351	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of dealing with closet drama in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can hoard as many virtual clothes as you want without anyone judging you! Our server is a safe space for all your pixelated fashion needs.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing your virtual closet without any unwanted opinions from your partner. No more arguments about how many diamond helmets is too many – on our server, the limit does not exist!

Don’t let real-life closet wars bring you down, escape to our Minecraft server where you can be the fashionista you were always meant to be. Plus, no one will ever tell you that you have “too many clothes” here – in fact, the more, the merrier!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life closet drama once and for all. Who knew organizing virtual clothes could be so liberating?