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ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

BlockheadBooboos

accident, BlockheadBooboos, blunder, bonehead move, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, injury, laughable, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted injury, silly, stupid

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of hurting yourself in stupid ways in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and hurt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off towering structures to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves, the possibilities for self-inflicted pain are endless! Who needs real-life injuries when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Join now and start your journey to becoming the clumsiest player on the server!

MotherInLawInvasionCraft

AITAH, alarm system, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family, family dynamics, Home Invasion, home security, house cleaning, in-laws, Intruders, Key access, mother-in-law, MotherInLawInvasionCraft, personal space, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, Respect, uninvited guests

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Divine Spears Created:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Towns Built:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws lurking around your virtual house! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and most importantly, no unwanted visitors checking if your virtual house is clean enough for virtual babies.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life boundary violations and bizarre excuses. Say goodbye to worrying about sloth-like intruders and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any unwanted guests.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee you won’t find any mother-in-laws trying to invade your virtual space. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house possible? Join us now and let the fun begin!

SubmarineCraft: Taiwan’s Defense Dive

Defense, defense budget, defense investment, defense strategy, Dive, East Asia security, geopolitical tensions, maritime defense, military buildup, military modernization, military procurement, military technology, national security, naval deterrence, naval power, naval warfare, PLA attacks, regional stability, submarine fleet, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwans

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we build submarines to protect against possible attacks from the PLA! we got billions of blocks to spare, so why not join us and help build 7 more submarines to defend our virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so intense and strategic? join now and be a part of the craziest underwater battles you’ve ever seen!

MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition

Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid plaques, autoimmune diseases, battle, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, disease prevention, Edition, immune system, Medical research, MSvsAlzCraft, Multiple Sclerosis, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurology, Protective Effects, treatment strategies

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze

Heal the Squad – Where even the creepers get a bandaid! EU edition

Address, backup, bandaid, Cheating, CREEPERS, Daily, Discord, Edition, Farming, Features, Food, Griefing, heal, Iron, Minecraft, Protection, Public, PvP, Server, Spawnkilling, squad, stealing, Tools, Vanilla, Worldguard

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Server Overview
No ranks / No economy / No shops / No TP
PVP is enabled
Rain is disabled
Starter kit on first login (iron tools and food)
Worldguard Protection for regulars
CHEATING/SPAWNKILLING will get you banned
Griefing/Stealing is allowed on unprotected area
Farming is allowed
Daily server backup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating or spawn killing will result in a ban.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing and stealing are allowed on unprotected areas.

What do I get in the starter kit?

The starter kit includes iron tools and food for your initial gameplay.

How can I protect my area on the server?

Regular players are provided with Worldguard Protection to protect their areas from griefing.

Is there a discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, our discord server is: https://discord.gg/ZUqV8N2Q93

What is the server address?

The server address is healthesquad.com

CupboardClearing Minecraft Server

bittersweet, CupboardClearing, emotional, emptiness, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, longing, longing for you, love, Love Lost, Memories, Minecraft, missing you, poetry, reading, relationships, Reminiscing, Sadness, separation, Server, sorrow, Waiting, yearning

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cupboard Clearing Challenge, where players race against the clock to clear out as many cupboards as possible. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself reading in between the lines of a Minecraft sign and missing it all the time.

ChefCrafting in Minecraft SMP

ChefCrafting, Cooking, cooking skills, cooking styles, cooking techniques, cooking traditions, culinary heritage, culinary knowledge, culinary traditions, cultural cooking, cultural cuisine, food preparation, home cooking, homemade meals, local dishes, local ingredients, Minecraft, national dishes, regional cooking, smp, traditional cooking methods, traditional cooking practices, traditional recipes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of burning down your virtual kitchen in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your pixelated life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic cooking challenges that will have you whipping up gourmet meals in no time! From baking cakes with explosive ingredients to grilling steaks on a lava pit, our cooking competitions will have you laughing, crying, and possibly setting your computer on fire (just kidding, please don’t do that). So come join us and show off your culinary skills, or lack thereof, in the most chaotic kitchen you’ll ever experience!

PronounceMyCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, culture, family, heritage, Identity, last name, linguistic, name change, Origin, personal choice, pride, PROFESSIONAL, PronounceMyCraft, pronunciation, relationships, Respect, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	270	Mines Excavated:	3568
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your last name can cause drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with mispronunciations, family feuds, and linguistic battles.

Are you tired of boring last names that everyone can pronounce? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos of unique names with lots of consonants in repetition. Who needs a simple last name when you can have one that confuses everyone around you?

Join us and experience the thrill of asserting your right to pronounce your own name however you want. Take a stand against the tyranny of incorrect pronunciations and show the world that you are the master of your own linguistic destiny.

But beware, family members may try to hold onto outdated pronunciations from decades past. Will you stand your ground and demand the respect you deserve? Or will you let them continue to butcher your name in front of your friends and colleagues?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the name battles begin! It’s a virtual world where last names reign supreme and drama is always just around the corner. Join us now and show the world that you are not to be messed with when it comes to pronouncing your own name!

BedroomDoorsClosedMinecraftSMP

air circulation, bedroom door, BedroomDoorsClosedMinecraftSMP, children, Closed, comfort, feng shui, home safety, nighttime routine, noise control, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, pet access, privacy, Room temperature, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, ventilation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave!

LastBlockStanding

contemplation, death, end of life, existential questions, final moments, final thoughts, last words, LastBlockStanding, life reflections, mortality, parting words, Reflection

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops down and offers you a ride to the enchanted land of unlimited cake and pizza. But beware, the evil Creepers are plotting to steal all the bacon in the land, so you better join our server and help us save the day with your epic building skills and impeccable last words! So what are you waiting for? Join now before the dancing sheep run out of moves!

CraftyElectionStormIran

CraftyElectionStormIran, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital propaganda, disinformation campaign, election interference, election meddling, fake news, foreign interference, influence operations, information warfare, international politics, iran, Iran-Russia relations, Misinformation, political manipulation, Propaganda, russian style, social media manipulation, U.S. election

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Alien Abductions:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have IRANIAN SPIES trying to “storm” our elections with RUSSIAN-STYLE disinformation campaigns. it’s like a crazy spy thriller but in minecraft form. who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans these spies will get up to next. join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some top secret government plots while you’re at it. don’t miss out on the action, join today!