Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry chickens? We got you covered! Want to build a giant toilet house for your favorite Minecraft YouTuber? Go for it!
We have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for exactly 42 seconds! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows shoot out of their butts and grant you three wishes!
But that’s not all! Join now and receive a free pet panda that tells hilarious jokes and can do backflips! You won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure! So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity on our server before the llamas take over and declare themselves the rulers of the entire Minecraft world!
As you navigate through the server, you’ll encounter players living in tiny villages in the middle of nowhere, just like in Siberia. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon bustling cities filled with players stacked on top of each other, reminiscent of Moscow’s crowded streets.
But beware, there are rumors of a hidden base deep in the snowy tundra where a group of players have dedicated their lives to perfecting the art of vodka brewing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this mysterious place and taste the most potent potion in all of Minecraft?
Join this server and experience the chaotic and hilarious world of Russia’s population distribution like never before!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Modded Minecraft Master, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the most outrageous mods to add to our collection. Rumor has it that he once turned his entire house into a giant strip club, complete with pixelated pole dancers and a DJ booth made entirely out of diamond blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for some seriously NSFW shenanigans – and remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. Just be sure to hide your screen from prying eyes, because you never know when the Modded Minecraft Master might pop in for a surprise visit!
And get this, on our server, we have a strict no thoughtcrimes policy against steam. That’s right, if you even think about going against steam, our starfish squad will come for you. They’ll trap you in a never-ending maze made entirely out of coral and seaweed.
So if you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and be prepared for the wildest underwater adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Our server is so epic, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks. And believe it or not, the rollercoaster actually worked! You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve ridden a diamond rollercoaster, trust me.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with talking mushrooms. Yes, you heard me right, talking mushrooms! They’ll tell you jokes, give you tips on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and even challenge you to mushroom dance-offs.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster, and have deep conversations with fungi? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, and we guarantee you’ll never want to leave once you join. Join today and see for yourself!
Join us for the wildest two weeks of your Minecraft life, where you can ride unicorns into battle, build houses out of candy, and make friends with a dragon named Steve. But hurry, because once the server shuts down, who knows where you’ll end up – maybe in a world where creepers wear top hats and spiders dance the cha-cha.
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now before it’s too late! Who needs Palworld when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?
| Features | Description |
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| Video Trailer | Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server: Trailer Link |
| Explore the World | Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups. |
| Gameplay | Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi! |
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| Thriving Economy | Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops! |
| Non-P2W Environment | United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages. |
| Epic Wars & Combat | Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. Fight alongside friends against towns and nations alike. |
Q: Can I join United Lands without being part of a nation?
A: Yes, you can join as an individual player and still participate in all server activities.
Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?
A: No, United Lands ensures a non-P2W environment with all store items being cosmetic only.
Q: How can I access the player-driven marketplace for trading items?
A: You can access the marketplace using the command /mp in-game.
Q: Is there a limit to the number of lands a nation can claim?
A: Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, and discounts are available for larger groups.
Q: Can I participate in wars and combat even if I’m not part of a town or nation?
A: Yes, you can join battles and combat events as an individual player.
Q: How can I access the server’s map?
A: You can view the server’s map at https://map.unitedlands.org.
Java Version: 1.20.1
A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!
| Question | Answer |
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| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP is allowed but there are designated areas for it. |
| Are there rules against griefing? | Griefing is not allowed and will result in consequences. |
| How can I join a specific race? | You can choose your race at the beginning of the game during character creation. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, there are weekly events and updates to keep players engaged. |