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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5879 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!
