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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3797 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 152 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?