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CraftyTime Minecraft Server

10x return, Arguing, asymmetrical investment, charts, CraftyTime, crypto bags, Discords, go swimming, holder, making money, market impact, meaningless BS, Minecraft, outside, Prices, Real World, refreshing biz, ride a bike, scam market, Server, Trading, twitter, valuable time

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of wasting your precious time on meaningless crypto charts and market trends? Do you want to escape the scam trash market and have some real fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unwind and forget about all that crypto drama.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. No more stressing over worthless shitcoins or constantly checking prices – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches that will make you feel like you’ve just 10x your money. So why waste your time on the crypto rollercoaster when you can ride a virtual bike, go swimming in pixelated waters, or focus on building your dream world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos of the crypto world and join our server for a dose of laughter, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more rewarding than staring at those boring charts all day.

BlockyTerroristsGone

airstrikes, BlockyTerroristsGone, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, Eliminated, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Israel Air Force, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, national security, northern Israel, regional tensions, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist cell

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPyramid: NoR*peZon3

advocacy, consent education, CraftyPyramid, Crime Prevention, cultural norms, egypt, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Legal System, legalization, Media influence, NoRpeZon3, pornography, public health, rape, sexual assault, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, taboo, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Animals Bred:	198	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant spiders, build a floating castle in the sky, or even ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And did I mention the secret underground disco club where skeletons breakdance to dubstep?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TinyPolitix Minecraft Server

1 year old, 1984 election, 1988 election, childhood development, early political awareness, ghetto upbringing, March 1983, Minecraft, Mondale, political awareness, political beliefs, political debates, Political Engagement, political interest, political knowledge, political maturity, political opinions, reagan, Server, simplistic political opinions, TinyPolitix

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements!

F1nnCraft SMP: The Adventures of Thread

Adventures, Chat, Comments.., Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, F1nn, F1nn thread, F1nnCraft, forum, Interactive, internet, Media, ONLINE, Platform, Posts, smp, Social, Thread, Threads, Topic, Users

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you unlimited powers (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ParentalExile Minecraft Server

abusive in-laws, abusive parents, Cultural differences, daughter’s perspective, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational trauma, immigrant children, immigrant experience, immigrant family dynamics, immigrant parents, immigration, intergenerational abuse, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental expectations, ParentalExile, Server, Sponsorship

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3000
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crops Grown:	4384	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mines Excavated:	1660	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just waltz into your life and take advantage of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out unwanted relatives, like the abusive in-laws who think they can manipulate their way into your home. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots and keep toxic family members at bay.

Plus, you’ll meet other players who understand the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws. Share your stories and bond over ridiculous family drama while building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with fellow players who know what it’s like to deal with insane family dynamics. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own world!

BrotherlyBlockOut or SiblingShenanigans

Accountability, adulting, bills, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockOut, cleanliness, Communication, family, financial responsibility, INDEPENDENCE, Job, job stability, living situation, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, Siblings, SiblingShenanigans, tough love

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy siblings who can’t seem to get their act together! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about your brother mooching off of you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of coming home to a sink full of dishes and trash everywhere. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, all while avoiding the stress of dealing with a brother who can’t seem to hold down a job.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally have some peace and quiet without constantly being nagged by a sibling who just can’t seem to grow up. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

EternalEats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	627	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat every day is bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can eat cake every single day without ever getting tired of it! That’s right, we have an unlimited supply of cake for all our players because we believe in living life to the fullest, one slice at a time.

Join us on this wild adventure where the land is made of candy, the animals wear party hats, and the trees grow lollipops. But be warned, the cake may be delicious, but it’s also cursed with a spell that turns players into dancing unicorns every full moon. So if you’re ready for a crazy, sugar-filled journey unlike any other, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the cake-eating festivities begin!

SnackCrafters3000

alternatives to popcorn, clean eating snacks, diet-friendly snacks, filling snacks, guilt-free snacks, Healthy Eating, healthy snacks, high volume snacks, large quantities, low calorie snacks, non-popcorn snacks, nutritious snacks, satisfying snacks, snack choices, snack ideas, snack options, snack recommendations, snack substitutes, SnackCrafters3000, weight loss snacks, wholesome snacks

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as eating an entire bag of potato chips in one sitting? Look no further! Our server is like a bottomless pit of snacks, except instead of snacks, it’s endless fun and adventure in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and indulge in our virtual snack bar, where you can munch on virtual treats while building your dream world. Need a break from all the snacking? Take a dip in our lava pool or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cookie!

So come on over and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the snacks are plentiful and the fun never ends. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure!

HungaryCraft: No Refugees Allowed!

Allowed, asylum seekers, border control, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, european union, forced migration, government policy, homelessness, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, HungaryCraft, Immigration Policy, international relations, legal implications, new law, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee rights, Refugees, social justice, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	4281	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

come join this cray cray minecraft server where we make hungary look like a walk in the park! we got so many ukrainian refugees running around, you’ll feel like you’re in a real life war zone! build your base, but watch out for those pesky refugees trying to steal your diamonds! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not actually in hungary dealing with this mess, amirite? join now for a chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience!