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CraftyTime Minecraft Server

10x return, Arguing, asymmetrical investment, charts, CraftyTime, crypto bags, Discords, go swimming, holder, making money, market impact, meaningless BS, Minecraft, outside, Prices, Real World, refreshing biz, ride a bike, scam market, Server, Trading, twitter, valuable time

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of wasting your precious time on meaningless crypto charts and market trends? Do you want to escape the scam trash market and have some real fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unwind and forget about all that crypto drama.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. No more stressing over worthless shitcoins or constantly checking prices – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches that will make you feel like you’ve just 10x your money. So why waste your time on the crypto rollercoaster when you can ride a virtual bike, go swimming in pixelated waters, or focus on building your dream world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos of the crypto world and join our server for a dose of laughter, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more rewarding than staring at those boring charts all day.

CraftyTimeTravelers

advice, aspirations, CraftyTimeTravelers, Curiosity, dreams, future self, goals, hindsight, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, motivation, personal growth, question.., Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Votes:	5468	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s not even causing any trouble (for now).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through obstacle courses while dodging fireballs and TNT cannons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights that will make even Notch jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Your future self will thank you for it!

CholinergicCraft

brain disorders, brain function, cholinergic deficiency, CholinergicCraft, cholinesterase inhibitors, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dopamine levels, hallucination causes, hallucination management, medical advancements, Medical research, mental health, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurological symptoms, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, treatment options, Visual hallucinations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can experience visual hallucinations just like in Parkinson’s disease!! but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun cuz it’s linked to cholinergic deficiency in da game! u can see things dat aren’t really there and have a wild time exploring da virtual world. trust me, it’s a trip u won’t wanna miss out on! so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some mind-bending adventures on dis server like no other. join now and let the craziness begin!

MineCart Minecraft Server

administrators, Adventures, Buildings, Community, Development, Economy, emotions, Friendly, Griefing, Items, Moderation, Players, roll back, Structures, Survival, unforgettable, unmoderated, Vanilla, Vanilla pleasure, voice chat

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	4655	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

We are Vanilla Survival with kind and helpful players of our server!

Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!

In our vanilla world of MineCart, unforgettable adventures and emotions await you! Join our friendly community, where together we build structures, develop the economy and go on exciting adventures!

Thanks to the internal voice chat, you will be able to communicate with Friends/Players in real time, sharing unforgettable impressions. There is no place for bad moderation on our server, only pure vanilla pleasure, which will make your adventures in the world of MineCart truly unforgettable!

If you are griefed, the Administrators will immediately respond to you and roll back all the actions of the offender, and your items and buildings will be returned!

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4chanPillCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanPillCraft, Anonymity, Blackpilled, controversial opinions, cyber culture, dark humor, Despair, digital subcultures, disillusionment, edgelord, internet anonymity, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, nihilism, Online Community, online forums, pessimism, Poster, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of being a normie on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the most blackpilled poster on 4chan! Join us for a wild ride of memes, trolling, and chaos as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of wild chickens wearing top hats and monocles. These chickens led the player on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in epic dance battles and unlock exclusive llama-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos, because here, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

DJT47’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, budget deficit, Business, DJT47, DJT47s, Donald J Trump, Economy, Financial implications, Global markets, government spending, Investments, job market, Minecraft, national debt, Party, policy decisions, president, reelected, Server, stock market, TAXES, trade deals, united states, wall street

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	7187
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

Picture this: Donald J. Trump gets reelected as the 47th President of the United States, but instead of dealing with the financial implications, you can join our server and build your own empire without any political drama!

With our server, you can create your own crazy laws, build your own White House (complete with a diamond-encrusted toilet), and even start your own fake news network spreading rumors about Herobrine running for president!

So why wait for the real world to get even more insane when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in your own virtual reality! Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

agent, aita, bills, CraftyParent, equity, Fight, free, gift, Granddaughter, Help, Housing, Mortgage, opportunity, Property, property taxes, Rent, retirement account, School, Son, Struggling, taking back offer, Townhouse, YARD

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

CraftyUkrainianFun

border disputes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianFun, cross-border incidents, Damage, eastern europe, escalation, factory fire, Governors, Injuries, international relations, military actions, political turmoil, Russian border regions, security concerns, Tensions, territorial integrity, Ukrainian attacks, wound six

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	188
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Items Found:	6599	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions!

AlienSyncCraft

advanced civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, AlienSyncCraft, Alternate Realities, Communication, cosmic mysteries, extraterrestrial life, frequencies, intergalactic travel, interstellar communication, outer space, parallel universes, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, Technology, time dilation, time perception, unknown beings

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	184364	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	112
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got aliens, bro! like, for realz, these aliens are all up in our world, messin’ with our frequencies and stuff. they got transmitters and we got receivers and it’s all outta whack, man. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on dis server. come join us and see if u can communicate with the extraterrestrial homies. who knows, maybe they’ll teach u how to build a spaceship outta blocks or somethin’. so come on, join da madness and let’s get weird with dem aliens, yo!

Smelly SMP: No Resets, Lots of Fun, and a Slight Chance of Whiffy Shenanigans!

1.20.1, Bloodshed, borderlands, chance, custom origins, Discord, Fun, Griefing, java, killing, Lots, Minecraft, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, peace and love, Performance, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Shenanigans, slight, Smelly, smp, stealing, Stinky SMP, Whiffy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5686

Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Mod	Origins mod with 61 custom origins

FAQs:

1. Can I appeal punishments?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.

2. Is the server reset often?

No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.

4. How is player vs player interaction handled?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.

5. How many custom origins are available?

There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.

6. Where can I find more information about the server?

Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.

SquidInk Minecraft Server

Anime, Community, COSPLAY, cute, FANART, Fandom, fellow, Gaming, hello, ink, inkcels, Inkling, inktober, inkv/a/de, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, splatoon, squid girl, SquidInk, tentacles

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7919	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2745	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Ahoy there, landlubbers and ink-squirters! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas! Join us on our server, where you can unleash your inner squid girl and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!

But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!