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Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Holy Grails Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	697735
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

Weird Life Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).

Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).

So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!

The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	216	Farms Harvested:	296
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9515	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	342780
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!