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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1339 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3641 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3741 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
