Money Can’t Buy Coolness

happiness is not bought, Status, self worth, Losers, coolness vs wealth

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Carbon Footprint Fails Rich & Poor

wealth gap, Rich, #sustainability, Footprint, Environmental awareness

LOL come join dis minecraft server where we make u feel like da richest person in da world, even if u only got dirt blocks to ya name! We gonna make ya carbon footprint so big, Mother Nature gonna be like “whoa, slow down there buddy!”

We got so many crazy builds and mini games, u gonna forget all about dat pesky real world stuff. Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone!

So come on down to our server and live like a king, even if ya just a peasant in real life. Let’s make Mother Nature proud (or maybe a little scared, lol)!

CraftyCapitalists

CraftyCapitalists, economic growth, financial inequality, Wealth accumulation, wealth distribution

hey u! ya u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz on this server, the world’s richest 1% gained $40 tn in just a decade! ya u heard me right, these rich folks be ballin’ outta control in minecraft too! imagine all the diamond blocks they be stackin’ up! join now and u might just get a piece of that sweet, sweet wealth! who needs real life money when u can be rollin’ in virtual riches on this server? so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and become a virtual billionaire in no time!

CraftyCapitalists Minecraft Server

Wealth accumulation, richest people, income inequality, global wealth, global economy

u know what else is rich? this MINECRAFT SERVER! we got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and gold for years! join us and u will be swimming in virtual riches like the world’s 1% but without all the guilt! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u will gain $40 trillion in virtual currency! that’s right, u heard me! so come on down to the craziest, richest, most bonkers Minecraft server out there!

OldBlock SMP Towny Trade Fun!

engaging trading systems, Towny, Fun, smp, cooperative gameplay dynamics

### 🌍 Welcome to OldBlock!

#### Server Info: – Version: 1.7.3 – Type: SMP – Features: Towny, Trading

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OldBlock is the place for all the cool kids! It’s a chill server where folks can build towns, trade stuff, and hang out. There are already lots of players making awesome communities.

Whether you like: – Building your dream home – Trading for sweet loot – Working for others – Exploring the world – Or just chillin’ with pals

Everyone is welcome!

#### Join Our Discord: We got a super active Discord! Click here to join and meet new friends. There are always players online, so don’t be shy!

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Come on down and be part of the fun in good old Minecraft!

PalinSMP: Fun Crossplay World!

community-driven quests, world, Engaging Player Events, Advanced Land Management, Strategic Economy Systems

Join us on PalinSMP

PalinSMP is a cool 1.21.7 crossplay server. It has:

Unique terrain
Custom items
Player-run economy
Light lore
Land claiming

No pay-to-win stuff and no wipes!

Server Info

Java: palinsmp.com Bedrock: play.palinsmp.com Port: 25583 Discord: discord.gg/qvVf83ScS4

Features!

QoL

Use /home, /back, /tpa, and /warp! /home lets you save 10 spots for easy travel.

Treefeller and veinminer help with the boring stuff.

Land Claiming

Use the Lands plugin to claim land. Make your own nations or cities! You can set it up how you like.

Dimensions

All three worlds have cool new terrain, structures, and items! Enjoy Terratonic, Incendium, and Stellarity. Plus, RealisticSeasons adds all four seasons to the game!

Friendly Community

Our players are nice and always ready to help new folks. Chat about anything server-related!

Exclusive Items

Check out our plugin Flavorful for custom recipes and items. You can even dip iron tools in lava for a beast tool! More features are coming soon.

FreakCraft Real Vanilla Fun!

Vanilla, Freakcraft, latest stable version, real vanilla challenges, open-world exploration

FreakCraft Server Info

Server Name: FreakCraft Type: Vanilla Survival Version: 1.21.7 Java

FreakCraft is for those who want the real deal. No fancy stuff, just pure vanilla fun. It’s run on the minecraft-server.jar with zero datapacks or plugins. Unlike most servers that say they’re vanilla, this one is the real McCoy.

What to Expect:

No Spawn Confusion: No crazy spawn area or long stories to read.
Sort Your Own Drama: Players need to handle their own issues.
Build Freely: Do what you want, build what you like. Techies are welcome!

Important Notes:

Most players might like semi-vanilla servers better, but if you want the true vanilla vibe with all its quirks, FreakCraft is your spot.
Always on the latest stable jar.
No Plugins
No TP or Set Home

Join Us:

Discord: Join Here
IP: freakcraft.net

Get ready for a wild ride!

Bucketry SMP 🌟 New World Fun!

Custom Enchantment Systems, world, Dynamic PvP Challenges, Engaging Player Quests, Collaborative Dungeon Raids

Bucketry Minecraft 🌟 [SMP]

Welcome to a New World! Join the fun on Java and Bedrock! Version: 1.21.8

What’s Cool Here?

🌻 Farm, Mine, Fish… But Make It Fun

Grow rainbow corn.
Fish for pirate loot.
Mine glowing gems.

⚔️ Adventure (or Chill) Your Way

Raid spooky dungeons.
Duel pals in the PvP arena.
Chill with a fishing rod at sunset.

🔨 Build a Legacy

Claim land to keep your builds safe.
Create anything from treehouses to volcano lairs.

✨ Gear Up Your Way

Mix-and-match 50+ custom enchantments.
Get cool perks like Treasure Hunter or Botanist.

🤝 Friends > Numbers

Join Friday build contests.
Trade goodies at the player market.
We’ll help you gather wood for your first cabin!

New Here? We Got You!

Free starter plot (no griefers).
Beginner quests for tools and a cozy kit.

Ready to join? Java: mc.bucketry.net Bedrock: mc.bucketry.net:19132

P.S. We don’t bite. Okay, Steve the llama might. But he’s friendly. Mostly. 🦙

Ancient Echoes SMP 18+ Fun!

vibrant player interactions, Unforgettable Multiplayer Experiences, Empowering LGBTQIA+ Space, Thriving 18+ Community, Echoes

🌟 Ancient Echoes [SMP] 🌟

🔒 Whitelist | 🎂 1 Month Old | 🌈 LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 🔞 18+ | 📅 Version: 1.21.7

Welcome to Ancient Echoes! This is a fun, chill place where players can build, craft, and explore together. Just hit one month old and already slayed the Ender Dragon! 🎉

🎉 Join the Fun!

Spleef Contest Tomorrow! Come compete, laugh, and make new pals. Let’s make some great memories!

🤝 Why Join Us?

Active 18+ Community Meet cool folks and make friends.
Community Projects From spawn towns to nether hubs, we build together!
Fun Events Spleef, boat races, king of the hill, and more!

⚡ Server Highlights:

Java 1.21.7 on Fabric
Hard Mode with nice tweaks (like one-player sleep)
Nether Roof Travel enabled
Diamond Economy with no plugins
Voice Proximity and group chat
Bluemap for real-time planning

🌈 We Celebrate Everyone!

Proudly welcoming LGBTQIA+ and POC players. Join us on this fun journey!

Connect with us on Discord: Join Here

Mythic SourceSMP [Modded] 1.20.1

epic PVP adventures, enchanting origin stories, cooperative quest challenges, legendary creature encounters, SourceSMP

Welcome to SourceSMP!

This is a modded server with:

Magic: Cast spells and use cool powers!
PVP: Fight other players for glory!
Mythical Creatures: Meet dragons and other beasts!
Custom Bosses: Take on epic foes!
Better Combat: Enjoy a smoother fight!

With origins ++, each player has a unique start!

Server goes live in just 3 days on 7/25/2025.

Join now to be part of the start of something big!

Join our Discord: Click Here!

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