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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6866 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!