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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	131
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

PixelatedSuicidePrevention

anxiety, behavioral predictors, biological predictors, brain health, childhood experiences, contributing factors, depression, emotional health, findings, Grey Matter, mental health, neuroticism, PixelatedSuicidePrevention, Psychological Factors, research, risk factors, scientists, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, white blood cells

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have scientists investigating crazy stuff like elevated white blood cells and reduced grey matter in the brain! We got neuroticism and childhood experiences up in here, making it the wildest server in the game! Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and zombies – you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Awareness, Blessing, clean, coom, CoomCraft, CURSE, discipline, Fapping, habits, health, jerking off, knowledge, mental health, Minecraft, opiates, personal hygiene, Recovery, reek, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, smell

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	544277	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

Comrade, CraftyCraic, Minecraft, RBMK, Server, six years ago, yes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Zombie Dances:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, fear not, my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us on a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate party animals and they love to make it rain with precious gems!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary RBMK reactor, which may or may not have caused a few… incidents in the past. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with radioactive materials involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those dancing pigs – they can be quite the pranksters.

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, coworker dynamics, Decision making, double standards, emotional maturity, feeling left out, Jealousy, long distance, meeting new people, Minecraft, relationship issues, self development, Server, sharing a room, social situations, Support, Trust, vacation, VacayVibes, work trip

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6513
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s boyfriend and his coworkers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through relationship drama that puts reality TV shows to shame. Will you choose to share a double room with your partner’s coworker to save money, or will you stand your ground and build your own empire of blocks?

Don’t worry about causing a scene or feeling left out, because on our server, everyone is a star of their own crazy story. Whether you’re backpacking through Central America or planning a road trip from LV to LA, there’s never a dull moment in our Minecraft world.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a jealous partner or two). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton!

NoGriefingPls

bike accident, bystander effect, Community, cultural expectations, cultural identity, DRIVE, family, family dynamics, Grandma Mary, Guilt, guilt vs. responsibility, Help, Iñupiat town, NoGriefingPls, nurse practitioner, racism, remote work, Reset, small town drama, social pressure

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7306
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of tiny Iñupiat towns and embark on wild adventures with your virtual family!

Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?

With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

dad advice, dad anecdotes, dad humor, dad jokes, dad knowledge, dad lore, dad memories, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad stories, dad tales, dad wisdom, DadCraft, family traditions, father figure, Fatherhood, fatherly advice, fatherly teachings, fatherly wisdom, Minecraft, parenting, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveConnection

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of boring first dates that involve awkward small talk and uncomfortable silences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life! Imagine going on a virtual date with your crush, building a giant heart-shaped castle together, and riding off into the sunset on a virtual unicorn. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a romantic adventure in the world of blocks and pixels? Join our server now and let the love (and creepers) fly!

MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server

Absentia, arrest, Blogger, Escape, extradition, freedom of speech, Hosts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, Jails, justice system, Kremlin, legal proceedings, media censorship, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowCraft, opposition, Political, Popular, russia, Server, trial, TV host, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Items Found:	4986
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9994	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.

SynagogueCraft: No Future in France

anti-semitism, Community, Crisis, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, Future, Grand Synagogue, Identity, integration, Jewish, Jews, Migration, Paris, Rabbi, Religion, SECURITY, society, SynagogueCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more future for jews than paris grand synagogue rabbi thinks! we got diamond yarmulkes, kosher creepers, and a secret underground matzah factory. forget france, come build your jewish empire with us! plus, our synagogue is made entirely of emerald blocks because we fancy like that. join now before the rabbi finds out and tries to shut us down!

DreamCraftMC

Alternate Reality, Cognitive science, Consciousness, deep sleep, dismiss, dream analysis, DreamCraftMC, dreams, imagination, introspection, lucid dreaming, Metaphysical, mind exploration, Perception, philosophy, Psychology, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

join our minecraft server and enter a world where dreams come to life, literally! build a house made of cotton candy, ride a unicorn into battle, and fight off hordes of evil gummy bears.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into bacon strips.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your wildest dreams become reality in this wacky and wonderful minecraft server!