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OatmealGateCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Items Found:	8906	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Votes:	2212	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between the Creepers and the Endermen!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Nurse and the Wife over who gets to feed your Dad old oatmeal. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun, then look no further. Join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBrokeEats

beans and rice, broke meal, budget meal, canned soup, canned tuna, cheap eats, CraftyBrokeEats, frozen pizza, grilled cheese sandwich, Hot Dogs, instant noodles, leftovers, mac and cheese, oatmeal, pasta, peanut butter sandwich, ramen noodles, rice and beans, scrambled eggs, Spaghetti, toast

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of eating ramen noodles every night because you’re broke? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples that will satisfy your hunger and make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! Join us and never worry about being broke again – unless you spend all your diamonds on a pet pig that can do backflips. But hey, who wouldn’t want a pig that can do backflips? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Pole-landia: Where we embrace our inner Polack and build epic shit together!

#defeatrusskies, #dumbcountry, #dumbpoliticians, #FuckPoland, #outoftheirminds, #populationcomparison, #russkies, #warinRussia, aggression, Bloodshed, BUILD, Conflict, Diplomacy, Embrace, Epic, nationalism, Peace, Peaceful, Polack, Poland, Pole, Polelandia, politicians, russia, Shit, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Towns Built:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of all the political drama and war talk? Come join our Minecraft server where the only battles you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Our server is a peaceful haven away from all the chaos of the real world.

Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.

Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!

CraftyIndie – Where Creepers and Hipsters Unite!

4X, a hat in time, Age of Decadence, Atelier, Axiom Verge, Baba Is You, Battle Brothers, Card City Nights 2, cave story, city builders, Civilization, CraftyIndie, CREEPERS, crosscode, Cultist Simulator, darkest dungeon, Darkwood, DashBored, dead cells, disco elysium, Environmental Station Alpha, forgotten games, FTL, hidden gems, Hipsters, hollow knight silksong, Idle, indie, indie game community, Jrpg, Knytt, Lisa, Lobotomy Corp, Loop Hero, machinarium, Middens, misc, Monolith, Monster Train, noita, Off, OneShot, pillars of eternity, Rain World, Rayman, rimworld, Roguelite, rpgmaker, Rts, SHMUP, slay the spire, starsector, starving devs., Subnautica, Sunless Skies, The Desolate Hope, underrail, unite, VA-11 HALL-A, Valkyria Chronicles, Yume Nikki

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things indie games! If you’re tired of the mainstream and craving something different, then this is the place for you. We’ve got everything from Age of Decadence to A Hat in Time, and even some obscure gems like DashBored and Loop Hero.

Join us and become part of a community that celebrates the weird and wonderful world of indie games. Whether you’re into JRPGs, idle games, or roguelites, we’ve got something for everyone. And hey, if you’re a fan of games that don’t quite fit in anywhere else, like Atelier or Rayman, then you’ll feel right at home here.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you chat about games that are so underground, they practically live in a basement? Plus, we’ve got a booru filled with fan art, a Steam group for even more indie game goodness, and recommendations to help you discover your next favorite game.

Don’t be stuck in the mainstream, come join us and let your indie game flag fly high! Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem that will become your new obsession. See you in the pixelated world of indie games!

PeacefulPunchCraft: Where Pacifists Punch Trees and Make Friends!

activism, BELIEF, Conflict, Friends, injustice, Justice, nonviolence, Oppression, Pacifist, Pacifists, Peace, PeacefulPunchCraft, philosophy, Place, protest, Punch, resistance, resistance movement, social change, society, Struggle, Trees, violence, War, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	4685
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of being a peaceful pacifist in a world full of blocky chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against hordes of pixelated monsters and rival players.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the creepers here are extra explosive, the zombies are extra hungry, and the skeletons have impeccable aim. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this treacherous world.

Join us if you dare, and prove to the world that even a pacifist like you can become a pixelated powerhouse in this epic Minecraft adventure!

CraftyMemes: Where 4chan trolls unite & build epic blocks. Email verification optional!

4chan, A, Anonymity, Biz, blocks, BUILD, CraftyMemes, cyber culture, email, email authentication, Email Verification, Epic, forum moderation, internet culture, internet security, message boards, online communities, online discussion, online forums, online identity, online privacy, online verification, Optional, reddit, trolling, Trolls, unite, Verification, verification process

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Daddy’s Minecraft Daycare: Where we make sure you’re growing… your diamond collection!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	542	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come on over to our server where we have a dedicated team of daddies making sure you’re growing properly! That’s right, we’ll nurture you like a delicate little sapling and watch you flourish into a beautiful Minecraft player.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!

Crafty Taco Town: Where All Latinos Are Born Equally (in Minecraft)

Born, civil rights, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Equally, ethnicity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, immigration, inclusion, intersectionality, Latinos, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, Privilege, racism, social justice, Stereotypes, systemic oppression, taco, TOWN

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all Latinos are born with special abilities that make them unique! From super speed to flying powers, you never know what kind of crazy skills you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.

Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Nijisanji Stock Market Madness: Crafty Chaos Edition

1. Stock, 10. Luxury budget, 11. NijiEN, 12. Growth, 13. Stock value, 14. Delisting, 15. Bailouts, 16. Investors, 17. Short positions, 18. Bagholders, 19. Long term holders, 2. Nijisanji, 20. Recovery., 3. Revenue, 4. Anycolor, 5. Sell/buyback cycle, 6. Events, 7. Stock price, 8. Treasury, 9. Stock performance bonuses, Chaos, Crafty, Edition, madness, market, Nijisanji, stock

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic rise and fall of virtual empires, just like the stock market crash of Nijisanji!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From the treacherous buyback cycles to the epic battles for stock performance bonuses, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Will Nijisanji survive the fallout? Will the top cream bail out before it’s too late? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And don’t miss out on our exclusive stock numberfag bonus! Watch as new investors try to predict the next big bounce, only to be thwarted by shorters trying to screw each other out of money. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos and drama of Nijisanji like never before. It’s a slow and quiet corpo death you won’t want to miss!

YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

90s nostalgia, character design, cult classic, earthbound, Earthbound knock offs, Edition, game development, game reviews, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming industry, indie developers, indie game success, indie games, Legacy, legacy games, meets, Minecraft, retro gaming, RPG, unique storytelling, video games, YIIK, YIIKcraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Animals Bred:	68
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Earthbound knock offs? Want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where YIIK has more of a legacy than all those other copycats combined!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

ZombiePocalypse: Andy & Leyley’s Coffin Adventure #167

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	190
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our server is so amazing, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where anything is possible.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mystical artifact said to grant its owner unlimited power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!