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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

    MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

    So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TendieMcSlopTrannies Minecraft SMP Madness

    TendieMcSlopTrannies Minecraft SMP Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with tendie-loving, McDonald’s-slop-eating trannies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about the ribs, baby! We’ve got a full day’s worth of protein just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Join us for the most meat-tastic Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Who needs tendies when you can have ribs for days? Come join us and feast like a king (or queen, we don’t discriminate) on the most delicious virtual ribs you’ve ever tasted. It’s a meat lover’s paradise, and you won’t want to miss out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoSleepoverNoParty

    NoSleepoverNoParty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

    So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomLiesMC

    MomLiesMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with overprotective parents? Look no further than our server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of breaking free from parental restrictions, just like how this player broke free from their mom’s rules to get medical attention for a broken rib! Who needs permission when you can take matters into your own hands?

    We promise a wild ride filled with rebellious adventures and crazy antics. So come on, join us and let’s show those parents who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Just make sure to watch out for any falling blocks – we wouldn’t want any more broken ribs, now would we?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WatchDad Minecraft Server

    WatchDad Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful BBQ with no annoying siblings showing up uninvited. Join us and avoid awkward family encounters like the one where Ashley tried to guilt-trip us into sharing a luxury watch with her.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with any sob stories or stolen watches – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. So come on over and leave the family drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

    PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafted Cosmos 1.20.1

    Crafted Cosmos 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be prepared for some next level shenanigans. We’re talking about a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the memes flow like water.

    Imagine a world where you can build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s like a fever dream, but better because you can actually play it.

    And let me tell you, the community here is top notch. We’ve got the dankest memes, the weirdest builds, and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and creativity, come join us on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to question your sanity and your grasp on reality. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CatCraft: No Fiancé Allowed!

    CatCraft: No Fiancé Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

    So, there’s this couple, right? They’ve been together for like forever, but their relationship is as dry as a desert. They decide to move back in with their parents to work on themselves, but here’s the kicker – they have two cats, Mocha and Coffee Bean. Mocha is attached to the dude, but the chick ain’t having it. Why, you ask? Because his mom’s house is a literal garbage dump! Like, knee-deep in trash, rotting food, spiders, and cockroaches. Can you imagine poor Mocha living in that mess? No way, Jose!

    But wait, there’s more! The dude gets all overwhelmed when Mocha wants attention. He yells, he locks her out of rooms, he’s a mess. Meanwhile, the chick is a cat whisperer. She gives treats, she plays, she’s the ultimate cat mom. And guess what? The cats are legally hers! So, when she refuses to let him take Mocha, all hell breaks loose.

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than this cat drama, then hop on board! We’ve got virtual cats, virtual drama, and virtual chaos waiting for you. Don’t be a square, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CyberShockCraftUSvsRussia

    CyberShockCraftUSvsRussia

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server where the u.s. caved to russia in a cybersecurity fight!! like wut even?? imagine all the crazy stuff u can do on this server, like teaming up with russian hackers to take down the u.s. government or building a secret underground base to hide from the fbi. plus, there’s a rumor that putin himself plays on this server and he’s always looking for new recruits to join his cyber army. so come on, join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!! #russiacyberwarfare #putinminecraftboss

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP