ribs – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

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MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

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TendieMcSlopTrannies Minecraft SMP Madness

chicken, comfort food, controversial, controversial food, dietary needs, Dinner, fast food, fuck, high calorie, indulgence, madness, McDonald, Meal, meat, Minecraft, protein, ribs, SLOP, smp, tendie, TendieMcSlopTrannies, trannies, Transgender, Unhealthy

Are you tired of dealing with tendie-loving, McDonald’s-slop-eating trannies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about the ribs, baby! We’ve got a full day’s worth of protein just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Join us for the most meat-tastic Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Who needs tendies when you can have ribs for days? Come join us and feast like a king (or queen, we don’t discriminate) on the most delicious virtual ribs you’ve ever tasted. It’s a meat lover’s paradise, and you won’t want to miss out!

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NoSleepoverNoParty

bbq, Bestie, celebrate, daughter’s 21st birthday, drinking and driving, Event, Friends, Hangout, husband, invited, mutual friends, NoSleepoverNoParty, planned, ribs, scheme, sleep over, Spouses, Tension, texted, working OT

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

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MomLiesMC

14 years old, accident, age, Angry, breathing trouble, broken rib, bruised ribs, Doctor, Friend, GROUNDED, Hospital, Justified, lying.., mom, MomLiesMC, objective opinion, Organs, Pain, ribs, UNFAIR, x-ray

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with overprotective parents? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of breaking free from parental restrictions, just like how this player broke free from their mom’s rules to get medical attention for a broken rib! Who needs permission when you can take matters into your own hands?

We promise a wild ride filled with rebellious adventures and crazy antics. So come on, join us and let’s show those parents who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Just make sure to watch out for any falling blocks – we wouldn’t want any more broken ribs, now would we?

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WatchDad Minecraft Server

awkwardness, bbq, brisket, Confrontation, CVS, drug addiction, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, luxury watch, Minecraft, new boyfriend, reconciliation, Recovery, Replacement, ribs, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, smoker, teddy bear, theft, WatchDad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful BBQ with no annoying siblings showing up uninvited. Join us and avoid awkward family encounters like the one where Ashley tried to guilt-trip us into sharing a luxury watch with her.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any sob stories or stolen watches – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. So come on over and leave the family drama behind!

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PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

imagination, Limits, PussyLickCraft, ribs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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CreeperVille: Where Red Flags Are Just Part of the Scenery

abandoned properties, bad neighborhood, broken windows, Creeperville, crime rate, dangerous signs, drug activity, Flags, gang presence, Graffiti, high crime area, high poverty rate, lack of police presence, loitering, part, red, red flag, run down buildings, Safety concerns, scenery, sketchy area, suspicious activity, unsafe environment, Vandalism, warning signals

If you see creepers hanging out on street corners trying to sell you TNT, that’s a pretty big red flag. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you won’t find any sketchy neighborhoods filled with hostile mobs. Instead, you’ll stumble upon villages filled with friendly villagers who are always down to trade with you – no shady deals here! So come join us and leave those bad neighborhoods behind, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you!

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BombCraft2021

aggression, airstrikes, BombCraft2021, bombs, Conflict, controversy, Defense, Government, Inexplicable, international relations, Military, Misinformation, opposition media, Political, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, self-bombings, Territory, total reported, War

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russia keeps dropping bombs on itself for no reason! Like, they’ve done it 103 times this year already, it’s wild! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand, maybe you’ll even get to witness a bomb drop right next to your blocky house! Who needs creepers when you have Russia blowing itself up, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

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GrillAndChillCraft

alcohol, barbecue, Beverages, Bonding, Community, cooking together, day drinking, enjoying the outdoors, Food and drink, Friends, Gathering, GrillAndChillCraft, grilling, leisure, outdoor activities, outdoor cooking, Outdoor Dining, Relaxation, social gatherings, socializing, summer fun

come join our epic minecraft server where day drinking is not only allowed, but ENCOURAGED! imagine building your own outdoor bar and grill, where you can cook up some pixelated steaks and sip on some virtual brews with your fellow gamers. who needs real life responsibilities when you can be living it up in our pixelated paradise? join us now and let the day drinking begin!

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✨-TANNING-✨ Just sunscreen and creepers here! [smp]

Adventure, camaraderie, Community, CREEPERS, Currency, Discord, dynamic, Economy, gameplay, History, Immersive, Kingdoms, Minecraft, proximity chat, Resources, reunion, Server, smp, strategy, sunscreen, tanning, Trade

Solarm Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity Chat	Immerse yourself in real-time conversations with nearby players.
Four Distinct Kingdoms	Aynor, Arcanum, Aerilon, Lunaris – each with their own unique characteristics and focus.
Custom Currency	Trade diamonds for SOL currency at spawn for exclusive items.

FAQ

Why should I join Solarm?

Solarm offers a unique gameplay experience with proximity chat, distinct kingdoms, and custom currency. Join a vibrant community with rich history.

How do I join Solarm?

Join the server by clicking on the link provided: https://discord.gg/sV6ApRb4tF

Can I choose my kingdom?

Yes, players can choose between Aynor, Arcanum, Aerilon, and Lunaris as their kingdom to explore and build within.

CraftyConfinement Minecraft Server

boldness, challenge, Confrontation, courage, CraftyConfinement, defiance, determination, empowerment, Escape, Fight, INTENSE, Minecraft, Quote, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self defense, self reliance, self-assertion, self-confidence, Server, standoff, strength, Trapped

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, on our server, YOU’RE the boss! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly all the other players are trapped in a room with you. That’s right, they’re trapped in there with YOU! Show them who’s boss as you build, mine, and conquer the land. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to show off your Minecraft skills in a whole new way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show the world that you’re not just another player – you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!

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CraftyBharat Minecraft Server

CraftyBharat, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than the Dimple Yadav Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle while wearing diamond studded armor made by magical unicorns!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you super speed and the ability to fly!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty enchanted pickaxe. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your very own!

So what are you waiting for? Join the Dimple Yadav Edition Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

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WeddingBellBlocker

best friend’s fiance, Communication Issues, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Values, family-only wedding, fiance drama, sibling relationships, supportive older brother, wedding advice, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding postponement, wedding stress, WeddingBellBlocker

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with your sister’s fiance’s best friend’s uncle’s neighbor drama. You can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding and no one will bat an eye!

Join us now and let’s build a world where the only family drama you’ll have to deal with is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual reception. Trust us, it’s way more fun than real life drama!

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TalkingCat Minecraft Server

Animal Behavior, Animals, cat, Communication, Conversation, Curious, curious cat, FANTASY, Feline, funny, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, meow, Minecraft, pet communication, Server, Talking, Talking Animals, talking animals scenario, talking cat, talking pets, TalkingCat, what if

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cats have taken over and they can talk! That’s right, you’ll be greeted by sassy feline companions who will guide you through your adventures. But be warned, they have some serious attitude!

Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through our custom-built cat kingdom. Build your own cat tower, ride on giant cat mounts, and battle against evil dogs who are trying to overthrow the meow-narchy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground catnip mine where you can dig for valuable resources while dodging mischievous kittens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So come on over and experience the ultimate cat-tastic adventure in Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of what if the cat started talking? Join us meow for a wild ride!

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FrostyBlockers

FrostyBlockers

Are you tired of dealing with players who make you want to throw your computer out the window? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all the annoying trolls and griefers out there! Our community is so wholesome, even creepers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We have a strict “no toxic behavior” policy, because who needs that negativity in their virtual life? Our moderators are like superheroes, swooping in to ban anyone who dares to ruin the peaceful vibes of our server. Plus, we have a secret weapon – a magical block that turns any mean-spirited player into a fluffy bunny. Trust us, it’s hilarious.

So if you’re done with drama and ready for some good ol’ fashioned fun, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even make friends with a zombie pigman who’s a pro at building pixel art. Just watch out for the enderman who’s obsessed with wearing pink tutus – he’s a real fashionista.

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PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

Abandoned, assistance required, desperate situation, Egyptian, emergency situation, Extreme Temperatures, hajj, Harsh Conditions, Heat, help needed, humanitarian crisis, lack of support, Minecraft, neglected, PharaohsCraft, pilgrims, plea for help, Server, stranded, stranded in Mecca, stranded pilgrims, urgent aid, urgent assistance

come join our minecraft server where we have egyptian pilgrims running around in the desert getting totally abandoned in the hajj heat! it’s like a real life adventure but in blocky pixel form! watch as they try to survive and build their way out of the scorching heat, all while dodging creepers and zombies! join now for a chance to rescue them and be their hero! or maybe just watch from afar and laugh at their misfortune, either way it’s a wild time on our server!

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