ribald jokes Minecraft Servers

ribald jokes Minecraft Servers

  • CreeperComedyClub

    CreeperComedyClub
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 816
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 326 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyUselessSkill

    CraftyUselessSkill
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 3396
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Votes: 8736
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you have a knack for organizing your inventory in the most chaotic way possible? Do you find yourself accidentally creating the most ridiculous redstone contraptions that somehow end up working perfectly? Then you need to join our Minecraft server!

    Our server is the perfect place for players with “useless” skills that always seem to save the day. Need to build a bridge out of random blocks you found in a chest? No problem! Accidentally create a secret underground base while trying to dig straight down? We’ve all been there.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where your seemingly useless skills will shine brighter than a diamond sword enchanted with Unbreaking III. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for taming creepers or befriending Endermen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your unique skills in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuntripCraft

    SuntripCraft
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3775
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ores Mined: 2904
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 243 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u. u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a birthday party on steroids. we got so many crazy things happenin, it’s like a suntrip every day.

    imagine ridin a pig with a diamond helmet while shootin fireballs at creepers. yea, dat’s just a regular tuesday on dis server.

    we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombies to get in. but once u do, oh boy, u gonna be rollin in diamonds and emeralds.

    oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava? yea, it’s insane. u gotta have quick reflexes to survive, but if u do, u’ll be the talk of the server.

    so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let the craziness begin. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pump SMP – For grown-ups who like their vanilla Minecraft served straight up!

    Pump SMP – For grown-ups who like their vanilla Minecraft served straight up!
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 807
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Animals Bred: 125
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Vanilla Minecraft
    Version 1.21
    Age restriction 18 and up only

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, please join the Discord server at the following link: https://discord.gg/6nB9QpCs. Details on how to join will be provided there.

    Is the server modded?

    No, the server is vanilla Minecraft.

    What rules do I need to follow on the server?

    Details on server rules will be provided on the Discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SwordCraft Minecraft Server

    SwordCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 5087
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Skyward Sword? Join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying Ender Dragon about that game! We’re so over it, we’re like a creeper ready to explode with excitement for all the fun you’ll have on our server.

    Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land where pigs could fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They battled giant spiders, built epic castles, and even tamed a dragon (okay, maybe that last part was a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it. Plus, our community is so awesome, they once threw a disco party in the Nether and invited all the zombie pigmen to boogie down with them.

    So why waste your time with Skyward Sword when you could be having the time of your virtual life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP Madness

    CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 5306
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Star Shards Collected: 264
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Farms Harvested: 310
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a goober tummy! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.

    So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FreebieFlipperCraft

    FreebieFlipperCraft
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8689
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring neighborhood drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual neighborhood experience like no other.

    Imagine a world where your virtual neighbors give away free items, only to come back later and accuse you of being a scammer for selling them. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of chaos in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our neighborhood Facebook group is filled with outrageous stories and drama, from accusations of being unneighborly to heated debates about the ethics of selling free items. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous neighborhood shenanigans in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual drama that rivals real life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ScamNotSMP – Minecraft SMP

    ScamNotSMP – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 425
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Emeralds Found: 9736
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Star Shards Collected: 91
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Ores Mined: 4666 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party cave. But wait, there’s more!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare loot in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Village, where rainbow-colored sheep roam free and grant wishes to those who can find their pot of gold.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally legit Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pet4LifeCraft

    Pet4LifeCraft
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 6944
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Villages Defended: 18 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and your pet will not only live the same amount of time as you, but they will also gain the ability to talk and build their own virtual pet kingdom within the game! Imagine logging on to find your furry friend ruling over a majestic castle made entirely of bones and catnip. Plus, all players who join will receive a magical pet potion that allows them to transform into their favorite animal in real life for 24 hours. So say goodbye to boring old human form and hello to a day of frolicking as a majestic unicorn or mischievous monkey! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate pet paradise in Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

    CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 4472
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Potions Brewed: 74 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent like james bond or somethin’? well, on this server, u can be just like that! we got spies everywhere, even in the virtual world of minecraft!

    iran is tryna hack into our server, but don’t worry, we got top-notch security to keep them out. u can join our server and help us take down these cyber villains. be a hero in the digital world, fight for justice and freedom!

    plus, u get to hang out with trump, biden, and harris in the virtual world. imagine the banter and drama that goes down in our server! u don’t wanna miss out on all the action and excitement. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDocs: Protesting Pixels

    CraftyDocs: Protesting Pixels
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 7853
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more people than protests in india over a doctor’s rape and murder!!! it’s a wild ride, just like those protests, but with less violence and more block building. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those real world problems. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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