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MineSex Minecraft Server

Connection, desire, emotional impact, Haunting, Intimacy, intimacy issues, longing, Memory, Minecraft, MineSex, past experiences, personal reflection, physical sensation, psychological impact, regret, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sex, sexual experience, sexual frustration, Trauma, vaginal wall

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	3523
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Minecraft SMP: /nikg/ – Nikke General #2751CraftyCraftLord

2751CraftyCraftLord, Android, blacksmith, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, Marciana, Minecraft, Naga, new players, nikg, nikke, PC, smp, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. We have events like the Co-op Blacksmith where you team up with a villager to forge the most ridiculous weapons you can imagine. And don’t even get me started on our Evangelion Collab event – you’ll be fighting off giant robots with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream!

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Zwei, who is basically a dog that can build a castle in 5 minutes flat. And our costume passes are out of this world – have you ever seen a zombie pigman in a tuxedo? Well, you will on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when the cows start breakdancing, you know you’re in the right place. See you in the game!

BathroomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, anxiety, bathroom time, BathroomCraft, Bowel Movements, caregiving, Communication, compromise, daily routines, Edition, Empathy, long term relationship, medical conditions, mental stress, MS, multigenerational home, neurological conditions, partner dynamics, personal space, privacy, quiet time, relationship conflict, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle bathroom disputes in the most epic way possible! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a bathroom dilemma. Will you side with the player who needs their quiet bathroom time, or the player who needs urgent access due to their MS and other neurological conditions? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense arguments and maybe even a few explosive TNT moments.

Join our server for the ultimate bathroom showdowns and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of bathroom etiquette in a virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasure in the form of toilet paper rolls or enchanted plungers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most unique Minecraft server out there – because when it comes to bathroom drama, we don’t flush around!

StinkyCraft: Smell Edition

awful smell, burnt nostrils, disgusting smell, Edition, foul stench, lingering odor, lingering trauma, nauseating fragrance, offensive fumes, olfactory assault, overpowering stench, putrid scent, repulsive aroma, revolting stink, sensory memory, smell, StinkyCraft, traumatic event, traumatic experience, traumatic memory, unforgettable experience, unforgettable smell, unpleasant odor

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1825
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! We have enchanted air fresheners in every corner to keep those pesky smells at bay.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Stink Block, rumored to have the most foul odor in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that those who find it will be granted the power to clear any room with just one whiff.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The stench of victory is strong, but so is the smell of defeat. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the olfactory obstacles that await you? Join now and find out!

LettuceCraft: LizTrussGoneWild

crashed economy, event disruption, government official, lettuce banner, LettuceCraft, liz truss, Liz Truss controversy, LizTrussGoneWild, media coverage, news headline, political backlash, political embarrassment, Political protest, political rally, Political satire, political statement, public figure, public speaking, stage exit, stage incident, UK politics, viral moment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

lolz join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own lettuce farm like liz truss but without crashing the economy 😂 our lettuce banners are LIT and will make u leave the stage in style 🥬 join now for the most epic lettuce adventures and crazy stories u won’t believe! 🤪 #lettucefarmgoals #economycrashers #minecraftmadness 🌱🎮

HungryCrafters

avid eaters, children, eating behavior, emotions, Environment, Food, food approach traits, food cues, hunger signals, HungryCrafters, parents, research

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, your parents’ eating habits start influencing how you respond to food in the game. like, if your parents are all about that junk food, you become an avid eater in the game, always munching on virtual snacks and stuff. but if your parents are all about that healthy lifestyle, you become a super picky eater in the game, only going for the most nutritious virtual treats. it’s wild, man. you gotta join this server just to see how your in-game food choices are affected by your real-life fam’s eating habits. trust me, it’s a game-changer. literally.

Aetheria: Where you can build a castle, start a war, and still argue about the best way to structure society

admin intervention, Aetheria, argue, Aspiring Mappers, bandit, barista, BUILD, Castle, Colonize, Conquer, Discord, Factions, Geopolitics, Grand Cities, Limited Intervention, Mapper’s Guild, MCMMO, PvE, rich history, Roaming, society, Start, structure, TAVERN, trade empire, Vibrant Community, War, Wiki Page, Wilderness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Animals Bred:	200
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Aetheria Worldbuilding Server

Overview:

Welcome to Aetheria Worldbuilding. We are a newly formed worldbuilding server at the beginning of history. Aetheria Worldbuilding offers a dynamic and immersive experience where players can compete, collaborate, conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build grand cities, shaping the destiny of Aetheria. Join our vibrant community and leave your mark on the world’s history.

Key Features:

MCMMO Passive Skills
Limited Admin Intervention
Mapper’s Guild for Aspiring Mappers
Towny for Towns and Nations

FAQ:

What is worldbuilding?

Worldbuilding in Aetheria is a mix of factions and geopolitics with light RP elements. Players collaborate and compete to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, build cities, and shape the world’s destiny. The world’s history is documented in an Aetheria wiki page.

What can you do in Aetheria?

The world is yours in Aetheria. There is limited admin intervention, so players can conquer the world through might or trade empire. You can become a barista at a tavern or a feared bandit roaming the wilderness. The possibilities are endless.

Join us in Aetheria and make your mark on the world!

Discord: https://discord.gg/MeDeNenbse

MHA Madness Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, 8/10, babies, Cliche, couples, Development, Endeavor, ending, Father, female character, fight choreography, generic crap, Hero, madness, main villain, Manga, Master, mc, mha, Minecraft, Mother, number 1, pacing, power of friendship, review, rival, Server, subversive, talk no jutsu, trophy housewife, Villain

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	184
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6163
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring manga tropes? Join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unpredictable experience! Just like how this manga surprised everyone, our server will surprise you with its crazy antics and wild adventures.

Forget about being the number one player, on our server, we don’t care about that! Just like the MC in the manga, all we care about is having fun and being heroes in our own right. And guess what? The MC’s mother is alive and kicking on our server, ready to join in on the action!

Say goodbye to the typical rival-turned-villain storyline, because on our server, our rivals stay true to their paths and don’t go down the dark side. And don’t even get us started on the master who doesn’t die in the middle of the story – only symbolically, of course!

Join us for a server ending that doesn’t revolve around couples and babies, but instead focuses on the crazy adventures and friendships you’ll make along the way. With a rating of 8/10, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience!

iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

Apple, Battery, Complaints, Consumer, controversy, devices, Hardware, investigation, Ios, iPhones, iPhonesThrottlingMC, Issues, Lawsuits, mobile, Performance, Slow, Smartphone, smp, software, Technology, throttling, update

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	233	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

Boundaries, brother-in-law, caregiving, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamily, emergency contact, family, family dynamics, food allergies, food preparation, household chores, meal prep, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, Permission, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of chaos and unexpected twists as this story.

Just like the unexpected mess in this house, our server is full of surprises at every turn. You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon waiting to be explored.

And just like the heated exchange between family members, our server is always buzzing with excitement and drama. Join in on the fun and create your own epic storylines with other players.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never have a dull moment, just like this family who can’t seem to catch a break. Come on in and let the adventure begin!