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  • No Choice Land 1.21.2

    No Choice Land 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic cheese tax experience ever! Forget about building, mining, or fighting mobs – the real challenge is paying the cheese tax every time you cook in the game. The cheese drawer will come looking for you, so be prepared to fork over that virtual cheddar! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate dairy dilemma. Don’t be a cheese coward, join now and embrace the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rolling in Minecraft server

    Rolling in Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the magic number is three! Why should you join our posse? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the wackiness of our server that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every corner of this bizarre world.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

    So come join our posse and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a llama parade or having a tea party with a creeper. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the magic number is always three!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bingo’s Farmyard Fun

    Bingo’s Farmyard Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie cows with ur trusty carrot sword. u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and have pet creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff.

    once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they lived happily ever after, eating their way through layers of frosting and sprinkles.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest adventures in minecraft history. u never know what u might discover next, like a talking chicken or a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Bingo was the name of the farmer, not the dog, but on our server, everyone is named Bingo and everyone is a hero. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

    RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

    FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rainy White House Minecraft Server

    Rainy White House Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

    Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMisogynyGamer

    CraftyMisogynyGamer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

    CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wondering what CEOs actually do all day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find out firsthand! Join us and experience the thrilling life of a CEO as you navigate through virtual board meetings, make important decisions like what color to dye your sheep, and deal with the constant drama of creeper attacks on your virtual office building.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP