Rhoades Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Dealy Minecraft SMP

aew, Competition, contract, DEADLINE, DEALY, Entertainment, extension, Future, Industry, Minecraft, negotiations, Network, NO DEALY, programming, Ratings, Renewed, September 26th 2024, smp, speculation, sports, television, uncertainty, wrestling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: it’s September 26th, 2024, and AEW still isn’t renewed. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Want to build a giant statue of a pickle wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama racing league? Why not! The possibilities are endless, just like the wait for AEW to get renewed. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us!

FartCraft: No Gas Allowed!

Allowed, bodily functions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, couple, DATING, Etiquette, FartCraft, FARTING, farting etiquette, farting in bed, farting in front of partner, farting in presence, farting in relationships, farting rules, gas, Girlfriend, natural bodily functions, new relationship, relationships, Respect, tooting

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crops Grown:	9612
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being shamed for your natural bodily functions? Join our Minecraft server where farting is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace the tooty little dudes of the world and celebrate their unique talents.

On our server, you can build a giant farting statue, create a fart-powered rollercoaster, or even participate in our annual Fart Olympics! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t let it rip – join us and let your gas flag fly high!

And if your girlfriend gives you any grief about it, just tell her that on our server, farts are the language of love. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can serenade your sweetheart with a symphony of toots? Join now and let the farting fun begin!

CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, attractiveness, bad habits, CreeperCrew, DATING, dating advice, deal breakers, habits, instant deal breakers, instant turn offs, instant turn-offs in women, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, smp, turn-offs, turn-offs in women, unappealing habits, Unattractive, unattractive qualities, undesirable traits

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	101126
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans for stealing their eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this poultry showdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are pranked with fake treasure chests filled with nothing but a bunch of useless dirt blocks. Oh, the humanity!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious skeletons. It’s a bone-shaking good time, guaranteed!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Commitment, Deep love, emotional connection, Everlasting love, genuine love, long-lasting love, love, Love and happiness, love and respect, love and trust, LoveCraftedMC, meaningful relationships, Partnership, Pure love, relationships, romance, soulmates, true love, Trust, unconditional love

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4361
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

True love is finding a Minecraft server that fulfills all your wildest dreams and desires. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Yes, this mythical server exists, and it’s waiting for you to join and experience the love at first block.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, secret portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns, and a disco party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

And if you’re looking for romance, look no further. Our matchmaking villagers have a 100% success rate in setting up Minecraft marriages that last a lifetime. Who needs Tinder when you have a server that brings players together in pixelated matrimony?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love flow through your pixelated veins. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world where anything is possible.

TaiwanTrekkerCraft

Allies, Asia-Pacific, bbc news, cooperation, Defense, Diplomatic, east asia, freedom of navigation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, naval exercises, patrols, Reports, SECURITY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanTrekkerCraft, Tensions, territorial disputes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crops Grown:	9473
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9803	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

Crafty Mind Patterns

Behavior, Brain, cognition, conscious thought, Crafty, Decision making, everyday, habits, INFORMATION, intuition, learning, Memory, Mind, neural pathways, neuroscience, patterns, Perception, processing, Psychology, recognition, subconscious, unconscious mind

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, determination, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Heavens Arena, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, Server, SHONEN, Yorknew City

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4751	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Championship, countdown, cup, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Global Event, Goal, international competition, long tail tags, Minecraft, next world cup, Players, Qualifiers, road to the cup, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7772
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	135804
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

MineCraft24HrLife

24 hours, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, countdown, end of life, final countdown, final moments, fleeting moments, Last Day, limited time, Live, live life to the fullest, live like there’s no tomorrow, make a difference, make amends, make every second count, make memories, MineCraft24HrLife, Seize the Day, time running out

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2399
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

anosmia, brain changes, Covid-19, Craft, discovery, findings, health, long-term effects, Lost, Medical, Neurological, neurology, olfactory, pandemic, Patients, research, scientists, sense of smell, smell, study, Symptoms, Syndrome, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Farms Harvested:	282	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!