New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • PineapplePartyFun

    PineapplePartyFun
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3172
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Crops Grown: 4295 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing pineapple shorts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with rhinestone pineapples, upside-down misconceptions, and the possibility of swinging with other Minecraft players (just kidding… or are we?).

    Our server is a place where you can express yourself through your fashion choices, whether it’s pineapple shorts or diamond armor. Embrace the sparkle and shine as you explore our virtual world filled with surprises around every corner.

    So, are you ready to show off your pineapple shorts at our next virtual birthday party? Join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing upside down is the pineapple on your shorts. Let’s swing into action and create unforgettable memories together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GF Goals Minecraft SMP

    GF Goals Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 8195
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 New Chunks Explored: 422183
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition

    ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2605
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8627 Dragon Eggs Found: 8973
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!

    We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.

    Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.

    So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ban Happy Minecraft Server

    Ban Happy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3544
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

    [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9099
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Star Shards Collected: 113
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server

    AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9450
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 30 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!

    But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.

    Do you want a regular PVE game?

    For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…

    Maybe you want PVP and battle?

    And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…

    Or are you in the travel spirit?

    Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…

    Or do you want to add your name to the server history?

    And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…

    mc.alarada-fantasy.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1987
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Towns Built: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Emeralds Found: 1039
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.

    2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.

    3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • World Series Minecraft SMP

    World Series Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 986
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4152
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!

    So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Boom Boom Africa Minecraft Server

    Boom Boom Africa Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 5207
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Gods Slained: 1
    Dimension Hops: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server ever created! Our server, lovingly nicknamed “nuke africa”, is the ultimate place for players who want to blow stuff up and cause chaos in the virtual world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows players to launch nukes at any location on the map. Want to see what happens when you detonate a nuke in Africa? Look no further than our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare and valuable resources. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest guarded by a giant mutant spider that drops diamonds like they’re going out of style.

    If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can create the biggest explosion using only TNT blocks. The winner gets a special prize – a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command.

    So come join us on “nuke africa” and experience the thrill of destruction and mayhem like never before. Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers – they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wojak’s World Minecraft SMP

    Wojak’s World Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6369
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a crazy increase in wojaks and bobos, which basically means you’re guaranteed to have a wild time. Plus, there’s been no significant sell action, so you know it’s the perfect time to join and start making some epic trades. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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