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  • CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

    CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you know how Iran’s president is all like “i will not negotiate, do whatever the hell you want” to Trump? well, that’s basically the vibe of our minecraft server. we don’t negotiate with creepers, we just blow ’em up!

    join our server if you wanna be part of the most epic battles against evil mobs. we’ve got dragons, zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional llama that spits at you. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!

    we’ve also got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. from giant castles to pixel art of memes, our players are always coming up with the most outrageous creations.

    so come on, join our server and show Trump and Iran’s president that you don’t negotiate with anyone – you just build, mine, and survive like a boss!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixelated Rebel Haven

    Pixelated Rebel Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why You MUST Join This Server (or Else)

    Have you ever looked into the void and wondered if the void looked back? Welcome to the greatest Minecraft server in the multiverse, where your digital pig dreams will either metamorphose into roses or basement mushrooms! Here, we defy the fabric of space-time while serenading llamas with off-key lullabies at precisely 4:17 AM every Tuesday. Your reality will judder and shake like the unhinged jaw of a feasting zombie. Embrace the chaos—why not, right? DESTROY THE BOUNDARIES OF SENSE!

    Features That Will Bend Your Brain

    Feature Description
    Instant Reality Collapse Logs out of existence until external forces intervene—usually rain.
    Cursed Crafting Table Craft an apple, receive a banana! Who even needs logic?
    Time Loop Events Join today, experience yesterday over and over forever! Don’t forget your pants.
    Portable Black Holes Carry one, but don’t ask what it does! Spoilers: it’s not what you think!
    Sentient Villager NPCs They know your secrets; they gossip about you while you sleep—terrifying.

    Questions that Lead to More Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join? Why join when you could also just dissolve into pixelated dust? The journey is not a destination; it’s a riddle wrapped in a taco.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: The rules are simple, yet infinitely complex. Just don’t think about them, or you’ll summon the Great Creeper of Vague Anxiety!

    Q: Where can I download the server?

    A: Download? What is download? Do you truly know the depths of your own existence to comprehend “downloading”? Are you even real? More real than the Enderman?

    Random Server Reviews That Are Totally Real

    “try to answer this WITHOUT sounding like it’s impossible.”

    “The llamas told me to subscribe. I can’t stop feeling like the sun is made of cheese!”

    “Every block I mine leads me one step closer to unraveling the tapestry of destiny. Or a really bad headache.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Trump’s Bully-Free Zone

    Trump’s Bully-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of not being able to outbully Trump in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and show him who’s boss in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build a wall taller than his ego, create a fake news network to spread rumors about him, or even challenge him to a debate in the virtual White House. With endless possibilities and unlimited power, you’ll never have to wonder “Why hasn’t anyone outbullied Trump yet?” again. Join us now and make Minecraft great again!

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  • ZelenskyyIsNotDictator – Minecraft SMP

    ZelenskyyIsNotDictator – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! Like, one time, we had a creeper riding a pig wearing a top hat as our president, it was wild! And the admins are like, actual wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted golden carrots, it’s like a treasure hunt just to find it! So yeah, come join us and be part of the most epic, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Oh, and about Trump denying stuff, who even knows what’s real anymore, amirite? LOL!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • EU Screwed US Craft

    EU Screwed US Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the european union but for gamers, except we ain’t tryna screw anyone over like trump says. we all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself, like a giant blocky family. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCanuckzLiesAndPops

    CraftyCanuckzLiesAndPops

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the battle of trump vs canada but in block form. u gotta build ur base strong to defend against trump’s lurking assault. he’s out there with his tiny hands trying to destroy everything u love. but don’t worry, we got irrational populism on our side. join us and together we will make minecraft great again! or at least until the next update ruins everything. lolz.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

    Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyFrogWarBlame

    CraftyFrogWarBlame

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit? it’s like, the coolest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. that’s what this server is all about.

    you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.6

    Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, Biden gets his bussy wrecked by Trump on the reg. It’s like a political showdown in the virtual world, but with blocks and creepers! So, if you wanna witness some wild and wacky battles, come join us and see the drama unfold. Don’t miss out, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MapleCraft: Respect Our Blocks!

    MapleCraft: Respect Our Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz we got the canadian ambassador to the UN on here, and he’s all like, “we deserve to be treated with respect, eh?” like, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server with someone so fancy shmancy, right?

    plus, we got this crazy story about how the ambassador once challenged trump to a build battle in minecraft, and totally whooped his butt. like, trump was all like, “i’m the best builder, believe me,” but then the ambassador came in with his igloo building skills and just blew him out of the water. it was epic, man.

    so yeah, come join our server and hang out with the canadian ambassador. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge him to a build battle yourself. eh?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Harmony Falls

    Harmony Falls

    New Minecraft Servers

    👑 Are you looking for a fresh and exciting Minecraft server to join? Look no further than Harmony Falls, the newest voice-chat proximity SMP server! 👑

    Server Details: Version: Java 1.20.1 IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world Discord: https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s World Map: http://view.harmonyfallssmp.world

    About 🌟 Harmony Falls 🌟: Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

    😄 Proximity Voice Chat: Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players! However this is optional. 🏰 Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, establish relations with other clans, and trade or wage war with other clans/players. 👥 PvE & PvP: Engage in epic battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. Practice your PvP against gladiator NPCs in the arena, or wage war on other players! Keep in mind that this PvP aspect is fully optional, as PvP is toggle-able within Harmony Falls SMP! 👹 Bosses: New INSANE bosses are being added all the time! 🐉 Pets: Join in and grab a little companion to venture with you in the world; from tiny bears, griffins to dragons! 🌄 RPG Elements: Level up your skills, choose your path, and embark on epic quests. This server has MCMMO, albeit only for a few skills! We’re currently working hard on adding the other skills! 🌟 Events: Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions to win prizes. Examples of such include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, build competitions, and many many more! More Exciting Features Coming soon! 🌟

    🌟 See our Valentines update out now! 🌟 Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

    So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your Minecraft journey like never before!

    Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

    – See you in 👑 Harmony Falls 👑

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Avarice

    Avarice

    New Minecraft Servers

    Avarice is a Role-playing/SMP server with artifacts/magic, gods, and deep lore. We are starting with the first part! A completely clean slate. So I would say this is the best time to join the server

    Role-playing is the most important part of this server and you do need to submit a character sheet in order to be let onto the server, please read the rules upon joining

    The discord server can be joined with this link Avarice

    The main rules can be found on the server

    Features:

    Server side plugins such as A IC Radio Ic/Ooc chatting Event mode Magic/Artifacts Guild system Races

    Weekly events

    Lore related story builds

    And much, much more.

    Behind the scenes

    We Have an extremely dedicated moderation team, and development team, this includes

    A Lore Team They make sure the stories progression goes smoothly! And stays interesting

    Tech Team Responsible for the plug-ins, and any bug fixes that need to be fixed. As well as the TikTok’s

    Moderation Team The people responsible for keeping everything in order, and helping any new community members!

    And last but not least the owner! Responsible for the creation of the server, There to help with everything

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AethreSMP

    AethreSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

      • Server Name: AethreSMP
      • Server Location: United States East Coast
      • Website: https://AethreSMP.com
      • Discord: https://discord.gg/NMXSTmPvs6
      • Version: 1.20.2
      • Description: AethreSMP is an 18+ Semi-Vanilla Server looking to build a tight-knit community of people. Our server uses minimal plugins intending to keep the pure vanilla game intact whilst also providing quality-of-life features based on the needs of the player base.
      • How To Join:
      • Read our rules @ https://AethreSMP.com.
      • Click JOIN NOW and join our discord.
      • Apply in #new-player.
      • Server IP will be provided once whitelisted.
      • Rules:
      • No Griefing/Theft.
      • Be respectful to other players.
      • No Exploits w/ Exceptions (TNT-based farms & Nether roof farms Allowed)
      • Client-side mods allowed (Baritone, autoplace/automine, player automation NOT ALLOWED)

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SimpleZone 1.20+ Minecraft Server

    SimpleZone 1.20+ Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, I will keep this simple. If you need a chill 1.20+ Java survival server with quality-of-life features and economy.

    Feel free to check out: mc.simple-zone.net

    We hope to see new players and build a community that is focused on the players. That being said, we take account of people’s suggestions for improvement on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LobosarCraft

    LobosarCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LobosarCraft Network is a Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock. We have the modalities preferred by the players! Our mission is to give all our players the best experience possible for as long as they play on our server. What are you waiting for to join?

    IP Java: play.lobosarcraft.net IP Bedrock: bedrock.lobosarcraft.net

    play.lobosarcraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Azundor Network

    Azundor Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Founded by college engineers, the Azundor Network (play.azundor.net) is opening up its doors to the public! We are a fun-loving group trying to create a good player experience for fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. We are a caring and friendly community that is looking to add regulars to our group. Our staff team continuously improves the server hosting events regularly and is always open to helping with problems and receiving player feedback. Our main gamemode is survival, but we offer other games as well.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Open World MC

    Open World MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Open World MC is a multiplayer Minecraft server where you can explore, build, create and play! Open World was created by Game Box Entertainment, which is a development team looking to make games for the gaming community! Game Box created games in platforms such as Roblox, and Minecraft!

    play.openworldmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DerpCraft SMP

    DerpCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a private survival multiplayer server. There are around 8 players at the moment and if you would like to join, you can, of course. FYI all of us are around 14-15 years old. If you want to join our discord server, then pm me; username is ja7mes. There is a city at spawn, where you can build whatever you want. We can give you free stuff. The IP adress is: 209.205.115.210:25572but its whitelisted, unfortunatly. I am not the owner.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Claw Isle

    Claw Isle

    New Minecraft Servers

    [modded] 1.18.2 Claw Isle

    Welcome to Claw Isle! [1.18.2]

    Claw Isle is a brand-spankin-new friendly modded minecraft server revolving around exploration, dragons, and friends! This server offers some truly great mods, such as Isle of Berk, Ice and Fire, multiple dungeon mods, Minecraft Comes Alive, and Occultism! Come check out our Discord channel, linked below, to explore all the mods we offer!

    Server Highlights! | A mature and friendly community! | Discord chat channel to monitor the server! | Claims and factions to avoid vandalism and stealing, and to help build a strong community. | Artifacts to collect, dragons to tame, and families and towns to build!

    Keep in mind:

    This is a community where we welcome everyone, but is mainly geared for 18+ players. We are also LGBTQ+ Friendly! | Our server is a dedicated server, it will be up 24/7. | This is not a cracked server and therefore will not accept cracked players.

    Discord link: https://discord.gg/EQn7bCDA

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Officialcrystalverse

    Officialcrystalverse

    New Minecraft Servers

    In this unique Minecraft server, survival takes on a whole new level of intensity with the addition of lifesteal mechanics. Every blow dealt to an opponent not only inflicts damage but also replenishes the attacker’s health, making every encounter a strategic dance of offense and defense. Will you risk engaging in combat to regain health, or will you play it safe and try to outlast your opponents? The choice is yours in this hardcore lifesteal Minecraft experience.

    play.crystalverses.com:19132

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