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  • CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

    CraftyTrump Minecraft Server
    so like, you know how Iran’s president is all like “i will not negotiate, do whatever the hell you want” to Trump? well, that’s basically the vibe of our minecraft server. we don’t negotiate with creepers, we just blow ’em up!

    join our server if you wanna be part of the most epic battles against evil mobs. we’ve got dragons, zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional llama that spits at you. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!

    we’ve also got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. from giant castles to pixel art of memes, our players are always coming up with the most outrageous creations.

    so come on, join our server and show Trump and Iran’s president that you don’t negotiate with anyone – you just build, mine, and survive like a boss!

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  • Trump’s Bully-Free Zone

    Trump’s Bully-Free Zone
    Are you tired of not being able to outbully Trump in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and show him who’s boss in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build a wall taller than his ego, create a fake news network to spread rumors about him, or even challenge him to a debate in the virtual White House. With endless possibilities and unlimited power, you’ll never have to wonder “Why hasn’t anyone outbullied Trump yet?” again. Join us now and make Minecraft great again!

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  • ZelenskyyIsNotDictator – Minecraft SMP

    ZelenskyyIsNotDictator – Minecraft SMP
    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! Like, one time, we had a creeper riding a pig wearing a top hat as our president, it was wild! And the admins are like, actual wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted golden carrots, it’s like a treasure hunt just to find it! So yeah, come join us and be part of the most epic, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Oh, and about Trump denying stuff, who even knows what’s real anymore, amirite? LOL!

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  • EU Screwed US Craft

    EU Screwed US Craft
    so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the european union but for gamers, except we ain’t tryna screw anyone over like trump says. we all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself, like a giant blocky family. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • CraftyCanuckzLiesAndPops

    CraftyCanuckzLiesAndPops
    so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the battle of trump vs canada but in block form. u gotta build ur base strong to defend against trump’s lurking assault. he’s out there with his tiny hands trying to destroy everything u love. but don’t worry, we got irrational populism on our side. join us and together we will make minecraft great again! or at least until the next update ruins everything. lolz.

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  • Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

    Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots
    so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • CraftyFrogWarBlame

    CraftyFrogWarBlame
    so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit? it’s like, the coolest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. that’s what this server is all about.

    you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.

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  • MapleCraft: Respect Our Blocks!

    MapleCraft: Respect Our Blocks!
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz we got the canadian ambassador to the UN on here, and he’s all like, “we deserve to be treated with respect, eh?” like, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server with someone so fancy shmancy, right?

    plus, we got this crazy story about how the ambassador once challenged trump to a build battle in minecraft, and totally whooped his butt. like, trump was all like, “i’m the best builder, believe me,” but then the ambassador came in with his igloo building skills and just blew him out of the water. it was epic, man.

    so yeah, come join our server and hang out with the canadian ambassador. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge him to a build battle yourself. eh?

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  • Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

    but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

    so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

    MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice
    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

    picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

    plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

    so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

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