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Neuron Misfire Server

actions, Brain neurons, Choking, cognitive function, fight or flight response, High-stakes situations, mental health, Misfire, neurological processes, neuron, neuroscience, performance anxiety, PRESSURE, Psychology, research, Rhesus monkeys, scientists, Server, Signals, STAKES, stress, study

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain neurons misfiring all over the place! 🧠🔥 Our monkeys be sending signals to your body that make you do some wack stuff when the stakes are high! 😂🐒

Join us for some epic gameplay where you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will your neurons misfire and make you build a house upside down? Or maybe you’ll start speaking in monkey language! 🙊🙉

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join the madness and see what crazy adventures await you on our server! 🤪🎮

DramaCraft: Boyfriend Edition

analyzing situations, Asking for help, Boyfriend, cold shoulder, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, DramaCraft, dramatic boyfriend, Edition, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, feeling confused, feeling distant, feeling upset, hurt feelings, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationship issues, seeking comfort, seeking understanding, self reflection

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Towns Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense gameplay that will leave you questioning everything.

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of trying to figure out what’s wrong with your friends as they deny everything, just like in the story above! – Enjoy the satisfaction of giving the cold shoulder and standing your ground when things get heated. – Witness epic meltdowns and emotional outbursts that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server!

ReddItSMPCultureNav

american culture, American politics, centralized platform, community engagement, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, digital communities, diverse perspectives, Global community, international users, navigating Reddit, online forums, Online platforms, political bias, political discussions, reddit, reddit users, ReddItSMPCultureNav, social media, social-networking, user experience

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Love Letters Sent:	17	Crops Grown:	2996
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of Reddit being a snooze fest with all its American-centric culture and politics? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only politics are between Creepers and Endermen.

Navigate our server like a pro by trading diamonds for rare memes, building giant statues of Shrek, and participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary village of meme lords where the villagers speak only in outdated internet slang.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you can join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the memes reign supreme!

PropagandaCraftUSA

America, BRAINWASHING, Deception, Disinformation, fake news, government propaganda, Manipulation, Media bias, Misinformation, political agenda, Propaganda, propaganda campaigns, propaganda control, propaganda influence, propaganda machine, propaganda tactics, propaganda techniques, PropagandaCraftUSA, psychological warfare, social engineering, worst propaganda

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ores Mined:	5731	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7630

Are you tired of hearing about boring politics and fake news? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only propaganda being pushed is the idea that pigs can fly and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle monsters. Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build your dream castle, ride on unicorns, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Haniyeh’s Mossad Mayhem Minecraft Server

assassination plot, deception tactics, false narratives, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, Israeli intelligence, Israelis, journalism ethics, MAYHEM, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, Mossad assassin, political deception, Propaganda, Server, Turkish media, Turkish News, wordplay

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA STORY FOR YA. SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, HAMMIE THE HAMSTER WAS CHILLIN’ IN DA FOREST AND HE FOUND A SECRET PORTAL DAT TOOK HIM TO A LAND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT DEN, OUTTA NOWHERE, A BUNCH OF EVIL MOBS CAME AND TRIED TO STEAL HIS TREASURE. BUT HAMMIE WAS A BOSS AND HE DEFEATED DEM ALL WITH HIS EPIC SWORD SKILLS. NOW, HAMMIE RULES DIS LAND AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN SO YOU CAN HELP HIM PROTECT HIS BLING BLING. PLUS, WE GOT FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ AIN’T NOBODY MESSIN’ WITH HAMMIE AND HIS CREW.

WarshipCraft: Middle East Mayhem

Conflict, current events, Defense, deployment, deploys, east, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MAYHEM, middle, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern region, Military, naval forces, Navy, News, Report, SECURITY, Tension, united states, US, WarshipCraft, Warships

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6189	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

lol u know what’s better than warships in the Middle East? joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. so leave the warships behind and come build some epic structures with us!

Just Released Elemental SMP: Survival Mode, Please Vanish Eventually

collaboration, Community Building, development experience, discussions, Economy, Elemental, Enjoyable Experience, Eventually, Hardware, Lag, long-lasting community, Mode, Nationiers, new community, public server, Quality, released, self-hosted, smooth experience, smp, Suggestions, Survival, System admin, Tech, Trading, vanish, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7408
Divine Spears Created:	28	Runes Activated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Buildings Constructed:	44

Overview:	We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We aim to create a long lasting community where all level of players are welcome. There will be a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up! We currently are hosting our SMP with “Valhelsia 6” with added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and much more. There will never be a dull moment and always more to explore. Along with our preexisting features we also welcome all of our community members to weigh in on suggestions, and discussions. We are a community based project where everyone has a voice! We are self hosted which means we have full control over our server hardware, this means we will never lack in quality and lag will be sparce to none! If you are looking for a new and interesting community to join from the ground level we may just be the perfect place.
Launch Date:	8/1/24
Whitelisted Members:	32
Average Online Players:	5-10
System Admin Team:	Experienced in Minecraft development and community building, hosting a public survival server called Nationiers.
Contact Information:	Discord – https://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw Modpack – Valhelsia 6 Status – LIVE CORE – Forge

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted?

To get whitelisted, join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided by our staff members.

What modpack is being used on the server?

We are using the Valhelsia 6 modpack for our server.

Is the server currently active and live?

Yes, the server is currently live and active with players online.

Can I suggest new features or ideas for the server?

Yes, we welcome all community members to share their suggestions and ideas for the server. Your voice matters to us!

How can I contact the server admin team?

You can contact our admin team through our Discord server or in-game on the server.

CancerousCraft Minecraft Server

bad font, cancerous font, CancerousCraft, design, Font, font analysis, font choice, font criticism, font critique, font design, font disaster, font error, font feedback, font mistake, font opinion, font review, font selection, Graphic design, Minecraft, Server, typography, typography fail

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure your boredom with a dose of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 seconds flat. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP: 65 IQ Prodigy

ableism, age discrepancy, brain development, cognitive abilities, cognitive differences, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, derogatory language, developmental delay, discrimination, intellectual disability, intellectual functioning, intelligence, IQ score, low iq, maturity level, mental age, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Prodigy, smp, societal attitudes, stigma

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	8965
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3059	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with boring old players? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only requirement is to have an IQ level of 65 or lower! That’s right, we’re looking for players with the brain power of a 12 year old to join our crazy adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a 30 year old man who is convinced he’s actually a unicorn in disguise. He’s always coming up with wild theories about the Minecraft universe and loves to roleplay as a talking potato. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks? Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where players have to find the golden carrot of destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner 12 year old with a brain of 65. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise!

VeganVillainRuinsTradition

cherished tradition, close-knit family, compromise, family bonding, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, generational recipes, traditional feast, vegan, vegan dishes, VeganVillainRuinsTradition

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no vegan feasts will ever be forced upon you! Our family-friendly community is all about tradition, but not the kind that involves arguing over dietary preferences.

We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a welcoming community that will make you feel right at home. Say goodbye to family reunions filled with tofu and kale, and hello to a Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the best diamond armor. Join us now and leave the vegan drama behind!

TasteHypeCraft

bland, Culinary, fad, flavorless, Food, food culture, Food Industry, food influencers, food marketing, food trends, foodie, Gastronomy, hype, Instagrammable, overhyped, Overrated, Popular, social media, Taste, TasteHypeCraft, trendy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3381
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old food that just sits there in your inventory, doing nothing but filling up your hunger bar? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got food that’s so hype, it’ll make you do a happy dance in real life! Imagine chomping down on a pixelated burger that not only fills up your hunger bar but also gives you super speed for 10 minutes! Or how about a slice of pizza that makes you invincible to creepers for a whole hour? Trust us, once you taste our epic food, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft meals again. Join our server now and get ready to feast like never before!