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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2259 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.
join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?