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UnpleasantVibe Minecraft SMP

Agony, anguish, aversion, Despair, discomfort, disgust, DREAD, emotional pain, emotions, feeling, Horror, Loathing, mental anguish, Minecraft, Misery, Pain, Repulsion, revulsion, smp, Suffering, Torment, Unpleasant, UnpleasantVibe

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Potions Brewed:	190	Enchantments Applied:	110
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most unpleasant feeling ever – the feeling of missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server! Trust us, FOMO is no joke, especially when it comes to missing out on the chance to ride a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t be left out in the cold like a sad snow golem, join us and be a part of the madness!

EwWTFNormalMC

Behavior, disgust, Disgusts, Etiquette, EwWTFNormalMC, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, peculiar, peculiarities, Repulsive, revolting, revulsion, social norms, strange, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, UNUSUAL

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us if you are disgusted by the sight of perfectly symmetrical buildings or if the thought of organized storage systems makes you want to vomit. On our server, chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Wonders, where players have reported finding diamond blocks the size of their heads and encountering creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us and let your inner chaos monster run wild!

HateEats Minecraft Server

abhorrent, aversion, cuisine, Culinary, detest, disgust, DISLIKES, distaste, Flavors, Food, HateEats, loathe, Minecraft, nauseating, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revulsion, Server, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ores Mined:	4143
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of being judged for not liking the same food as everyone else? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of players who share your disdain for popular foods! Join us and bond over your mutual hatred for pineapple on pizza, or the abomination that is raisins in cookies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who once defeated an army of evil carrots in a battle for vegetable supremacy. Join us and witness epic food fights, where players hurl virtual tomatoes at each other in a quest for culinary dominance.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can freely express your food preferences without fear of judgement, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and let your taste buds run wild!

VaginalBlock Minecraft Server

anatomy, biology, bloodborne, body horror, creepy, disgust, fear, female anatomy, Grotesque, Horror, Minecraft, Phobia, reproductive organs, repulsed, revulsion, Server, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, Vagina, VaginalBlock, video games, Visceral

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs remind us of creatures straight out of Bloodborne! Join us if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure filled with spooky surprises and heart-pounding moments.

Our server is home to some of the most terrifying mobs you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From creepy zombies that move at lightning speed to skeleton archers with deadly accuracy, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of friendly faces to help you on your journey. Our villagers are always willing to trade with you, as long as you don’t mind their eerie resemblance to the residents of Yharnam.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off hordes of monsters that look like they stepped out of a horror game, all while building your own epic base and exploring mysterious dungeons? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for a Bloodborne-inspired adventure like no other!

TickTerrorFlusherCraft

annoyance, bloodsuckers, Cruelty, disgust, Extermination, FLUSH, Frustration, hate, infestation, insects, Loathing, PARASITES, Pests, piss, regret, Revenge, revulsion, shame, ticks, TickTerrorFlusherCraft, TOILET

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can battle against evil ticks that have taken over the world! These tiny creatures are out for revenge after years of being flicked into toilets and flushed away. But fear not, for you can team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from their wrath!

Not only will you have the chance to fight against tick armies, but you can also build your own tick-proof fortress and protect yourself from their relentless attacks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even venture into the dangerous Tick Cave where the biggest and baddest ticks reside.

So come join us on this wild adventure and show those pesky ticks who’s boss! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Tick-tack-toe, it’s time to go!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Diplomacy Reigns Supreme

abhorrence, animosity, anti-national, anti-patriotic, antipathy, aversion, Chaos, Contempt, Crafty, creeper, detest, Diplomacy, disdain, disgust, dislike, global hatred, hate, i don’t like any country, Loathing, NEGATIVE, REIGNS, repugnance, revulsion, SUPREME, whole world

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	218	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a world filled with countries and borders? Do you just hate the whole world in general? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where countries don’t exist and you can roam freely without any pesky borders getting in your way.

Our server is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a parallel universe where the laws of the world don’t apply. Build your dream castle on a floating island, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So if you’re ready to escape the confines of the real world and join a place where anything goes, come join us on our server. Who needs countries when you can have a world of pure chaos and fun? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

Discord

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Website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPleasure, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, Builds, Caring, Connection, expressions of love, gestures of love, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, Kindness, love, LovinCraft, partner, pranks, relationship, romance, showing love, small gestures, smp, special moments, Support, thoughtful

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!

RegretCraft

bad decisions, Choices, consequences, decision, hindsight, influence, influence decision, influence regret, influenced actions, misguided influence, mistake, negative influence, past mistakes, peer influence, peer pressure, regret, RegretCraft, regretful behavior, regretful choices

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Void Armor Forged:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, crisis management., crisis response, Disaster, emergency preparedness, emergency response, explosion, explosions, explosions in Ukraine, Government, Kherson, Kherson Region, Kherson regional administration, Minecraft, Public Safety, regional administration, regional government, risk management, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server be off the chain, like literally! We got EXPLOSIONS happening every two minutes, like fireworks on steroids! You wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging TNT blasts while building your epic castle? Then this is the place for you, my friend.

Our server is run by the head of the Kherson regional administration, who is basically a mad scientist when it comes to blowing stuff up. He’s like the Willy Wonka of explosions, except instead of candy, he’s giving out BOOMS left and right.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our explosive world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the head honcho himself. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the fireworks begin!

PreemptCraft: IntelHeistGO

Attack, CounterTerrorism, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah threat, idf, IntelHeistGO, intelligence, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mossad, national security, preempt, PreemptCraft, preemptive strike, SECURITY, source, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got all the intel to prevent any attacks from those pesky creepers. our security sources are top notch, man. we got spies everywhere, watching out for any sneaky moves from the evil mobs. join now and be part of the most epic battle against the forces of darkness in the minecraft universe. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. let’s show those creepers who’s boss!