RevolveCraft – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

RevolveCraft: No Door Slams
Absurdity, comedic, comedic moments, comedic quotes, comedic scenarios, comedic situations, Door, door humor, futile efforts, futile tasks, futility, humor, humorous quotes, humorous situations, impossible task, irony, Pointless, repetitive actions, RevolveCraft, revolving door, revolving door humor, Slams
come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.
we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.
join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.
remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

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BlockParty – Minecraft Server
AMA, blockparty, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, game discussion, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Server, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme, WARIO EDITION
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We are the Friday Night Funkin’ General, where we discuss everything related to Friday Night Funkin’ and all the crazy crossovers it has had.
Join us for epic battles inspired by TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and so much more! We even have a special Week #2689 – WARIO EDITION, where you can unleash your inner WA HA HA HA HA HA!
But wait, there’s more! Our playable PICO update is out now, so you can jam out to the latest beats while building your Minecraft empire. Plus, we have the Funkin Crew’s blog posts, Ninjamuffin & PA’s AMAs, and Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries to keep you entertained.
Download and play the game with us, join our modding community to create your own funky creations, and dive into our modding help & resources for all the tips and tricks you need. And don’t forget to check out our /funkg/ Mod Wiki and Link Compilation for even more fun!
So why wait? Join us on this wild Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together! See you on the server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

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Trump Bros Minecraft SMP
activism, American values, bros, civil rights, controversial, current events, divisive issues, equality, freedom of speech, I KNEEL, kneeling, kneeling protest, Minecraft, patriotism, peaceful protest, political statement, Politics, protest, smp, social justice, standing up for beliefs, trump, Trump supporters, trumpbros
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show! That’s right, these llamas have built an entire civilization beneath the surface and they’re looking for new recruits to join their llama army.
But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own gang and are constantly causing chaos around the server. You never know when you’ll log in and find your house covered in feathers and eggs!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that is said to have been forged by the gods themselves. Whoever wields this pickaxe is said to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and watch out for those llamas!

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NoPayNoPlayMC
Christmas celebration, Christmas getaway, Communication Issues, countryside, Decision making, Fairness, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, financial burden, holiday expenses, holiday home, long distance, moving overseas, NoPayNoPlayMC, not attending, refusing to pay, shared holiday, tight on money
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!
Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No need to worry about splitting costs for holiday homes or dealing with demanding family members. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds in the mines.
So come join us and let’s craft away the stress together. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft mayhem instead?

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WorseningCraft SMP
budgeting challenges, cost of living, costly necessities, economic decline, economic hardship, escalating expenses, expensive lifestyle, expensive living, financial burdens, financial strain, financial stress, financial struggles, growing expenses, high prices, increasing prices, inflation, price hikes, rising costs, smp, unaffordable living, worsening economy, WorseningCraft
Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones in charge? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepers have formed a political party and are demanding equal rights for all mobs! Join now to witness the chaos as the skeletons try to unionize and the zombies start a riot over the lack of brains in the cafeteria.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Obsidian hybrid block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that sweet, sweet bling-obsidian!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses upside down and filling them with chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good jump scare every now and then?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild.

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BucketListCraft
Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BucketListCraft, bungee jumping, dream destinations, dreams, experiences, goals, Hiking, life goals, once in a lifetime experiences, personal growth, scuba diving, Self Discovery, skydiving, thrill-seeking, travel, Wanderlust, world exploration
Do you have “Join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe” on your bucket list? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a bucket of lava (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. Don’t miss out on the chance to dance with the undead!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and check off “Join the most insane Minecraft server ever” from your bucket list today!

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New Server IP
Good Time Not Long Time
bio, casual dating, Commitment, dating apps, dating culture, dating profiles, Fun, Good, good time, Hookups, Long, Long Time, looking for love, modern romance, non committal, online dating, relationships, short-term, Single life, Singles, swipe left, swipe right, Time
u know dat feelin when u jus wanna have a good time in Minecraft but not commit to a long term relationship with a server? well dis server is da answer to all ur problems! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds raining from the sky, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

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New Server IP
Play.Elite-Gaming.Ro
Active players, Contests, elite gaming, Memories, minecraft server, Play, ro, Romanian, Skyblock
A Romanian Minecraft server, we are waiting for you with great love to play and make friends
Section: Skyblock
Frequent contests, active players, we are waiting for you to form as many memories as possible!
Play.Elite-Gaming.Ro

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Bi-Fetish Minecraft Server
BiFetish, Bisexual, bisexual boyfriend, bisexual men, Boundaries, Exploration, fantasy fulfillment, fantasy scenarios, fetish, intimacy restrictions, kink, Minecraft, mmf threesome, monogamy, open relationship, Server, sexual desires, sexual dynamics, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, taboo, voyeurism
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the steamy drama between players! Join us if you’re into MMF threesomes – in Minecraft, of course! Watch your boyfriend get it on with another guy while you build the most epic castle in the land. Just remember, no touching – we’re all about the voyeuristic thrill here! So come on in and let your wildest fantasies run wild…as long as those fantasies involve pixelated blocks and not actual human contact.

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New Server IP
Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mining Mahjong Madness
abema.tv, arts and crafts, booru, competitive, general, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, Minecraft, Mining, MJG, new player, Signup, signup form, smp, spreadsheets, Tournament, tourney, tutorial, watch
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner mahjong master while building epic structures? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, M-League matches, and arts and crafts tournaments that will blow your mind! Our server is so lit, even Kaavi Fortune himself has blessed us with his presence for our 3rd tournament.
So what are you waiting for? Sign up now and get ready to experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the mjg booru while you’re at it. See you in the game, mahjong warriors! 🀄️🔥 #CrazyCraftsAndMahjongMadness

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CraftyCheatSwap
academic integrity, Cheating, chemistry, classmate, CraftyCheatSwap, Effort, Ethics, high school, memorization, overkill, peer pressure, Petty, self-teaching, study, test, tough teacher, version a, version b, version C, version D
Join our Minecraft server for a chance to prove your worthiness and intelligence in a battle of wits and skills! Just like the tough chemistry test, our server will challenge you to think on your feet and outsmart your opponents.
Imagine a world where your classmates can’t cheat their way to victory and where hard work and dedication are rewarded. On our server, everyone starts on an even playing field, so you can show off your true skills without any shortcuts.
Don’t be like the girl who thought she could coast by on memorized answers – join us and show that you have what it takes to succeed on your own merit. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your hard work and dedication.
So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the cheaters behind. Let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer our challenges and come out on top!

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