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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7173 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
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