Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
Forget boring old servers, ours has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to dubstep music.
You’ll never be bored on our server because we have a giant maze made entirely out of cake.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. Our server is so lit, even the hairdresser knows about it!
Don’t worry about disrespectful players, we have a strict no-cancellation policy. If you bail last minute, you’ll have to pay back in diamonds!
So come on over and let’s have a snack together, because pleasing everyone is exhausting but totally worth it on our server! See you there, unless you want to face the wrath of a pissed off boyfriend like Ron. 😂😂😂
Are you the asshole if you don’t join our server? Probably. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with last minute cancellations and tantrums here!
A modded medieval-themed survival server where death is permanent unless revived! Explore custom biomes, dungeons, and RPG progression while working together to survive.
18+ ONLY!
| Features: | One life, one chance – if you die, you’re out unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival. |
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| Overhauled nether & end, dynamic lunar events, and dungeons with difficulty scaling based on location. | |
| Medieval-themed armor & weapons, plus end-game gear with unique effects. Keep your style with vanity slots. | |
| Earn medieval titles the longer you play, expand your land by buying chunks from villagers or ranking up through playtime, and level up skills with levelz to grow stronger. |
No PvP – just survival & exploration – work together, respect claims, and enjoy the adventure with friends. Whitelisted – join the discord and follow the server rules to get started!
No, this server is focused on survival and exploration. PvP is not enabled.
If your character dies, they are out of the game unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival event.
No, this server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.
Reasons to join: – Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered! – Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses. – Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.
So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!
