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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6135 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Crops Grown: | 2291 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
