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YeetCraft: Where even teachers can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crops Grown:	2647	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the boring old school routine? Do you dread the thought of being a teacher? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the classroom and embark on epic adventures!

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can build magnificent castles, tame wild dragons, and even battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs to grade papers when you can slay zombies instead?

So say goodbye to the monotony of teaching and hello to the excitement of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world once you’ve experienced the thrill of virtual exploration and creativity. Join us now and let the fun begin!

AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Amelia Watson.

Legend has it that Amelia once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and diamonds. And when a creeper tried to blow it up, she stared it down with her detective skills and made it explode in confusion. True story.

But that’s not all! Amelia is known for her impeccable sense of style in Minecraft. She once wore a pumpkin on her head for an entire month because she thought it brought her good luck. And you know what? She won every PvP battle during that time. Coincidence? I think not.

So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are as wild and wacky as Amelia Watson herself, then look no further. Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Well There You Go Folks’!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old buildings and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even have a dance party with creepers (just watch out for their killer dance moves)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken with laser eyes).

Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	192
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Minecraft Inkvasion – Splatoon Shenanigans

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles inspired by the Splatfest announcement: Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs! Choose your team and fight for glory in our custom-built arenas filled with colorful splats and surprises.

Version 7.1.0 patch notes have been implemented to make your gaming experience even more thrilling. From new weapons to gear, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and collectibles waiting to be discovered. Explore our vast world and uncover rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the ink-filled madness and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BusCraft: Where the journey is just as fun as the destination! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4077	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for snacks online? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure just to get your hands on some delicious treats? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and most importantly, indulge in the most mouth-watering snacks you’ve ever tasted. Trust us, it’s worth the bus ride! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible.

Whispering Love Songs in Minecraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

Appointment, bandaid, Checkups, Community, DOCTORS, free, Fun, Gaming, Google Forms, health, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, online form, roblox, roblox doctors, Server, Technology, Trust, video game, virtual checkup, well trained

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Votes:	2679
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?

Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!