| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6363 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 1062 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
ReviveSMP is a SMP
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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6429 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8110 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2784 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7964 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2298 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 96 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6615 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5758 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1727 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5012 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1338 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
