Whovians Anonymous
Whovians Anonymous is a cool place where folks gather to love Doctor Who.
It’s a rebirth of an old server, all shiny and new!
Just a simple survival server with three worlds, TARDISes, shops, and claiming. But mostly? It’s like going back in time to old-school survival with a Doctor Who twist!
136.175.187.110:25636
🎉 Welcome to the Wackadoodle Minecraft Server! 🎉
Ever dreamed of living in a blocky world where the laws of physics took a vacation? Join us for some bizarre adventures that would make even the most seasoned adventurer question their reality!
The Disco Zombie Apocalypse: Our server is home to the only known Disco Zombie army! They dance to funky beats while trying to eat your brains! Join our tribe to learn their dance moves! Who knew that dodging a zombie could come with pirouettes and the moonwalk?
Time-Traveling Creepers: Forget mundane explosives! Here, creepers have figured out how to time travel. One moment, they’re plotting to blow up your house in 1987, and the next, they’re giving you a peace treaty in the 19th century! If you’re skilled enough, you might just convince them to build a Victorian mansion for you instead!
The Great Nether Fashion Show: Ever wanted to strut your stuff on a ramp made of obsidian while wearing diamond armor and a pig hat? Now’s your chance! Our seasonal fashion show in the Nether attracts striders and ghasts alike – they judge based on style more than anything else!
Ender Dragon Karaoke Night: Yes, you read that right! Gather your friends and summon the Ender Dragon for the ultimate showdown… in karaoke! Can you belt out "I Will Survive" loud enough to impress an ancient dragon? Extra points if you can survive the singing and any accidental fire-breathing!
The Great Chicken Uprising: Every Sunday, our chickens practice for their uprising against the overlords (that’s you!). By joining, you get exclusive intel on their plans—will you choose to ally with the clucks or lead the charge against the feathered resistance? It’s more than a game; it’s poultry politics!
So what are you waiting for? Join the crazy antics today! Your blocky destiny awaits—where the normal is banned, and the insane is the rule of law! 🎮✨🎉
If you think you know what a Minecraft server is, you’re about to be at a crossroads with the universe itself. This isn’t just a server; it’s a black hole of reality. Join us if you dare—or are you already a phantom? Ha ha, think twice about that one!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Quantum Crafting | Crafting items that don’t exist in time! A drop of sand can become a sandwich if you stare long enough. |
| Phantom Sheep | When you try to shear these, they shatter into dreams and nightmares. Totally normal behavior! |
| Infinite Biomes | Step into a biome that never existed, filled with llamas that recite Shakespeare backwards. |
| Time Travel Trampolines | Jump to yesterday or tomorrow! Good luck finding your belongings from the future, though. |
| Talking Trees | These trees whisper the secrets of the universe, or just your worst fears… depends on the wind. |
Q: How do I join?A: Joining is simple! Just open your mind and let the server seep in through the cracks of your sanity.
Q: Is there a community?A: A community? Who’s to say what community really is? Just echoes of your permissions lost in a void of misinformation!
Q: Can I play alone?A: Alone? Doesn’t the code of the universe say “solitude is but a mirage”? Or was it a candy bar? Either way, choose wisely!
Q: What version is the server?A: Version? It’s more about the feeling! If you can taste the Java, then you’re already where you need to be.
“Nimi’s cat have passed away and was reincarnated as a diamond block.”
“I once saw a villager that spoke in riddles, but then he vanished into the fabric of reality!”
“If you hear the silence, just remember; it’s there to collect your thoughts…”
Enter at your own risk—once you step inside, reality may warp beyond your comprehension! This isn’t just any Minecraft server; it’s a chaotic dimension where the echoes of international affairs collide with the pixelated simplicity of crafting and mining. We’re talking about a world where 240,000 Ukrainian refugees are just pawns in a bigger game played by the pixelated elite.
Doomsday Mechanics Yes, you heard that right—family-friendly block games have given way to absurdist conspiracies! Gather your resources and watch your back! As the rampant speculation suggests, each block may hold hidden secrets linked to player status and legal jurisdiction.
Your friendly neighborhood villagers may just start chanting slogans like “Make Minecraft Great Again” while selling you haunted bread that thrives on the agony of the oppressed. We can’t guarantee sanity here, but we promise side-splitting (or sanity-shattering) moments that could be mistaken for a fever dream.
"Where’s my diamond?" Diamonds? What diamonds? Maybe they’re in your other life, or perhaps they fled to an alternate server.
"Am I a refugee?" If you feel displaced in your own mind and in the game, then yes. That’s the spirit!
Whispers echo throughout the pixelated lands. Local sages recount tales of a player who tried to escape a dimension of governmental control but was trapped in an endless loop of crafting coffee tables.
In-Game Proverb: "Out of chaos comes uncanny craftsmanship."
"The Great Ban Conspiracy": Allegedly, this server was axed in 12 countries—did they catch wind of the cosmic jokes we’re weaving? Join to find out if we’ll be the next target of digital witch hunts.
Gather your courage and slip into the beckoning chaos. Will you fight for pixelated rights, or will you be stoned into submission in the Caves of Conformity? Join now, or risk being eternally lost in the AWS (Alternate World of Sadness)!
we got aquifers that have been replenished by recent storms, adding back a whopping 25 percent of the water lost since 2006. that’s right, we’re making it rain like never before! you won’t believe your eyes when you see the lush, green landscapes and overflowing rivers on our server.
so come on down and join us for the wettest, wildest minecraft experience of your life! build your dream water park, go fishing in our abundant lakes, or just sit back and relax by the waterfall. the possibilities are endless on our water-filled server – don’t miss out!
Picture this: Mexico asking for the return of the state of Texas… in Minecraft! Build your own Tex-Mex fusion city and negotiate hilarious trade deals with your virtual neighbors. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a virtual war over a virtual border dispute!
Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why wait? Come join our server and let the madness begin!
Welcome to CartelCraft! The ultimate Cartel-based Minecraft adventure where you don’t just play the game, you create your own story. From the strategic depth of Cartel Wars to the limitless creativity of Custom Survival, CartelCraft offers a one-of-a-kind experience that’s both thrilling and unique.
At Cartel-Craft, we’re fuelled by a passionate team that truly values the community. We’re dedicated to building a server that’s always growing and evolving. With regular updates, we keep gameplay fresh and exciting. Dive into a world with custom bosses, unique features, and a community that’s always ready to welcome you.
Join us and become part of the Cartel-Craft family! Your adventure starts here!
Java & Bedrock Compatible!
play.cartel-craft.net
About the server:
1. Hardcore Survival:
Dangers lurk absolutely wherever possible!
Explosions from creepers and dynamite are also active on the server!
2. Custom privates:
Private, like in the game Rust! They can be destroyed if not properly protected!
3. Slenderman wanders around our place and sometimes leaves notes and maybe even attacks!
4. Attacks by waves of dangerous creatures every 10 game days:
The army of Herobrine and his minions are constantly attacking the lands of Euros!
You have a choice: Hide or fight back, receiving valuable trophies for it!
5. Vampirism:
On our server you can become a vampire! There is no damage from falling, the undead don’t touch you, you can jump in two blocks, there’s only one problem… You can’t run under the sun anymore…
6. Lycanthropy:
Don’t like the idea of becoming a vampire? Become a werewolf!
7. Pets and their taming:
How can one live in such a dangerous world without a loyal ally? He can carry your things, collect items and help in hunting!
8. Custom enchantments:
They can randomly appear when enchanting a weapon/armor/tool! Want a super powerful pickaxe that breaks 3×3 blocks? Or maybe a sword that restores your health when you deal damage? Try it, experiment!
9. Brewing alcohol:
Here you can start creating your own alcohol! Starting from the selection of quality ingredients and equipment to many years of aging in oak barrels!
(We do not support the creation and consumption of alcohol in real life)
10. Donation that does not affect the game:
We are categorically against the “Pay to Win” policy, so donating on our server is only cosmetic in nature and only slightly simplifies the process of survival!
The server is at the stage of open beta testing!
Possible defects, crashes, bugs! Please be patient, the issues will be resolved in future updates!
play.eiras-craft.ru
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Tight-knit | We’re looking for players who enjoy talking and bonding. |
| Vanilla | Proper vanilla experience, no small tweaks. |
| Hosted | On my own home-server, giving it a stupid amount of performance. |
| Chill | Most stuff slides–bar hate. The chat is just as important as the game-play! |
A: You can join by applying on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/menGcZWv
A: Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure the community remains tight-knit and friendly.
A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the community.
but wait, there’s more. our server is so crazy, we once had a gaza hostage situation and then BAM, ceasefire deal reached all in one day. like, who even does that? only on our server, baby.
join us now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a creeper. those guys never last long around here.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a block of dirt, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like a heavenly choir serenading you as you gather resources for your epic builds.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. The possibilities are endless, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
Welcome to The Realm of Elderna, a unique Minecraft server where nations rise, economies thrive, and players shape their own stories!
Immerse yourself in a custom-built 12000×12000 block world filled with political intrigue, strategic alliances, and thrilling roleplay. Whether you’re leading a powerful nation, trading rare resources, or exploring uncharted territories, Elderna offers endless possibilities. With fair rules, dedicated staff, and an active community, this server is the perfect place to forge your legacy.
Create. Conquer. Collaborate. Join The Realm of Elderna and make your mark today!
mc.elderna.com
We’ve got wild dogs roaming around ready to attack anyone who disrespects the game. So if you wanna see some justice served to my parents, come join the chaos!
Plus, who needs logic when you can have a good time trolling and building crazy structures with fellow gamers who are just as messed up as my family tree?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!