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Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	795	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	108
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	123	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	537518	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Animals Bred:	168	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	New Chunks Explored:	518455
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Votes:	3436	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	73	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!