revisionism Minecraft Servers

revisionism Minecraft Servers

  • HistFactsGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    HistFactsGoneWild Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 7079
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 498
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old history lessons that sugarcoat the truth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Ever wondered what would happen if dinosaurs actually built the pyramids? Or if aliens helped George Washington win the Revolutionary War? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come join us for a wild ride through history that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Plus, we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will make you forget all about those boring textbooks. Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

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  • CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server 917417644

    CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server 917417644
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 120
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

    Join us for a chance to uncover the biggest hoax of the 20th century – and no, we’re not talking about Bigfoot riding a unicorn. We’re talking about uncovering the truth behind mysterious disappearances and secret government experiments.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just make sure to bring your tin foil hat – you’re gonna need it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Holocaust Haven: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs

    Crafty Holocaust Haven: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 8788
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Animals Bred: 96
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 237 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all players who can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

    KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 1434
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 384 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

    Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 5457
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Crops Grown: 5110 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

    Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3459
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

    So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

    The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 8970
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 248
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

    Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 9726
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 57364

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

    But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

    CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 6059
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2567 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

    Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

    Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

    Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9599
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

    Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

    KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3321
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Emeralds Found: 7501
    Animals Bred: 78 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

    Lolcraft – 404 Not Found
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 3457
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

    PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 7184
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 237 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

    Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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