Revisionism MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

HistFactsGoneWild Minecraft SMP

education system, NSFW, History, curriculum, indoctrination

Are you tired of boring old history lessons that sugarcoat the truth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Ever wondered what would happen if dinosaurs actually built the pyramids? Or if aliens helped George Washington win the Revolutionary War? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come join us for a wild ride through history that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Plus, we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will make you forget all about those boring textbooks. Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

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CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server 917417644

CraftyAnons, world war II, Genocide, Holocaust denial, Holocaust literature

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for a chance to uncover the biggest hoax of the 20th century – and no, we’re not talking about Bigfoot riding a unicorn. We’re talking about uncovering the truth behind mysterious disappearances and secret government experiments.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just make sure to bring your tin foil hat – you’re gonna need it.

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Crafty Holocaust Haven: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs

Holocaust, Hate Speech, Propaganda, world war II, Haven

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all players who can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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RanRuinsShinBloodline: The Minecraft Server of Shipping Chaos

couple, shipping, Minecraft, Ran, Chaos

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the chaos and fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, if you don’t join, Ran will literally ruin Shinishi’s bloodline. Yes, you heard that right! So hop on and save the day by building, mining, and crafting your way to victory!

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RaveCraft: Left or Right? Asian Edition

Edition, Lifestyle, East Asian, asian, clubbing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Asian raver party! Imagine mining for diamonds while neon lights flash all around you and techno music blasts in the background. It’s a rave-tastic experience like no other!

But here’s the twist – you have to choose between the Left or Right thread. Will you follow the path of righteousness and build beautiful structures with Left thread, or will you embrace your inner chaos and create insane contraptions with Right thread? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even encounter a dancing creeper or a DJ skeleton spinning tunes! So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and let’s rave it up in Minecraft style!

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Crafty Creole Crew

home cooking, Hospitality, food appreciation, Haitian culture, culinary skills

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Haitian niggas be like “Honey, that meal was delicious. You’ve really outdone yourself this time. What did you say his name was?” Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and memes galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. They battled their way through, armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes, and emerged victorious with pockets full of precious gems and a newfound love for poultry warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a creature known for its sick dance moves and impeccable taste in music. Join us and witness the sheep shake its woolly booty to the latest hits while you build your own pixelated paradise in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our unforgettable Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself saying “Honey, that creeper explosion was delicious. You’ve really outdone yourself this time.”

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Crafty Stardust Server

11. Talent Agency, 14. Virtual Performance, Crafty, 20. Online Talent, 1. Holostars

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your diamond throne? Look no further than Holostars General!

Join us for epic battles against creepers that can dance better than you, zombie villagers that tell dad jokes, and skeletons that moonwalk while shooting arrows.

Our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the floss dance before attacking. And don’t even get us started on our pig races – those little guys are faster than lightning bolts!

So come on down to Holostars General, where the only thing more crazy than our server is the players who inhabit it. Join now and prepare for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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Crafting War: Minecraft Edition – Where Blocks Are the Real MVPs!

MVPS, Shooter, Minecraft, best, subgenre

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all gamers!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen start attacking you. But don’t worry, because our server has custom weapons and armor that will help you defeat any enemy that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and power-ups that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs Call of Duty: World at War when you have our Minecraft server?

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P-word Police Minecraft Server

Police, social justice, offensive language, language usage, Diversity

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “Can white people say the p-word?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will make you question reality.

On our server, saying the p-word is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a special event every week where players compete to see who can say the p-word the most times in chat without getting banned. It’s a real nail-biter, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns, spreading chaos and glitter wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be warned – once you’ve seen a unicorn fart rainbows, there’s no going back.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking even more important questions like “Can llamas fly?” or “Do creepers have feelings?” The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the insanity begin!

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CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5207

indoors, Cherino, Balancing Schale’s Books, Manga, CraftyBag

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on the fun! 2. The Ender Dragon on our server is actually a friendly dragon who gives out diamonds instead of trying to kill you. Talk about a twist! 3. Our server has a secret hidden village where villagers throw parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! 4. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma pools for you to relax in. Who needs a beach when you have the Nether? 5. We have a custom plugin that turns all zombies into dancing zombies who drop disco balls instead of rotten flesh. Get your groove on while fighting off the undead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Happy crafting!

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