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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2138 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 360 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
