| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2459 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4554 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4166 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5966 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7378 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4994 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Ores Mined: | 6132 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5015 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3551 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 520716 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8269 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 185 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8593 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 140 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8426 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1749 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8563 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 197 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4421 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
