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HateflixMC

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Ores Mined:	1963	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	9

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	277
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

Armors, big guy in armor, darktide, enjoyment, faithful, Fans, games, Interest, Lore, Marine, Minecraft, series, Server, Space, space marine 2, space marines, Thread, vermintide 2, Warhammer, Warhammer series

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	8191
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChocoCraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Votes:	3998
Ores Mined:	5662	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crops Grown:	7602	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Animals Bred:	163	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!