ReviewTasting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Emotions

blocky, Body language, emotions, expression analysis, facial analysis, facial communication, facial cues, facial expression, facial expression analysis, facial expression communication, facial expression interpretation, facial expression recognition, facial features, facial feedback, facial interpretation, facial perception, facial recognition, facial signals, Interpretation, nonverbal communication

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Votes:	4274

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only emotion you feel is sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you making faces like you just ate a whole lemon farm! Join us for a wild ride of emotions as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs. You’ll never know what expression will be plastered on your face next! So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!

ass, blocky, Boring, boringg, destroy, im boring, long trail, McBlockface, Want

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Votes:	7343
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ores Mined:	2708	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to destroy your ass in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. We’ve got crazy challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, playing lava parkour, and even battling giant chickens with diamond swords. Trust us, your ass will never be the same after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s destroy some asses together!

¡HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’

accent, Alluring, caramba, charming, CREEPERS, culture, dialect, Exotic, FLUENT, Foreign, Hispanic, HolaCraft, Kino, Language, linguistics, most kino, most Spanish accent, native, pronunciation, spain, Spanish, Spanish accent, speaking

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers with bland accents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Spanish accent you’ve ever heard! Picture this: as you’re mining for diamonds, you hear a voice saying “¡Hola, amigo! ¿Necesitas ayuda?” in the most suave and charming way possible. It’s like getting serenaded by Antonio Banderas while playing Minecraft. Join us for the accent alone, trust us, it’s worth it!

Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!

Alumni, ceres fauna, English, FUWAMOCOch, gawr gura, hakos baelz, HoloCraft, hololive, hololive english, HololiveEN, irys, koseki bijou, mori calliope, Myth, Nanashi Mumei, nerissa ravencroft, Ninomae Ina’nis, ouro kronii, Server, shiori novella, takanashi kiara, tsukumo sana, Ultimate, unite, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Vtubers, Watson Amelia

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	8291
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	8281
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hololive English VTubers decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. They built towering castles made entirely of cake, rode pigs into battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And guess what? You can be a part of this epic adventure too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey of laughter, friendship, and pure, unadulterated chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

anticipation, Baldurs, baldurs gate 3, BUILD, Competition, CraftyCraft, criticism, delayed, Disappointment, Epic, Expectations, fan base, Fans, forget, Forgotten, Gaming Community, Gate, greatest game, hype, letdown, Marketing, overshadowed, Promotion, Release, RPG, underwhelming, video game, worlds

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	4934
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition

Atlas, Brazil, Brazilian, Center, Chairman Lula, China, Civilisations, Defeat, Edition, Glory, Great Nation, guiding force, leader, MINOR, nation, new, office, Office of These Things, Party, russia, Shenanigans, world, World Map, Zeus

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ores Mined:	7598
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Brazil is the center of the universe! Forget about boring old maps that put other countries first, we’ve got Chairman Lula leading the way and slashing minor civilizations like China and Russia with a single slash of his pickaxe. Join us for a world where Zeus himself couldn’t defeat our epic Atlas, filled with glory and partying like never before. So come on, join us and let’s show the world who’s boss on this crazy Minecraft server! And remember, GANJ in the chat for good luck!

Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

Achieve, AMBITION, aspirations, career, Commitment, Dedication, Duty, fulfillment, goals, Job, Life, Living, LolCraft, motivation, OBLIGATION, obligatory, Optional, perseverance, purpose, RESPONSIBILITY, STRIVE, success, work

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, card games, DATING, dueling, FANTASY, fictional couples, GFGetting, Girlfriend, japanese animation, love, Main character, Manga, Minecraft, Protagonist, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, Television series, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yugioh, YuGiOh protagonist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.

Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

Anons, Crafty, hey, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	866857	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!

autistic, Behavior, Community, control, cyberbullying, filtering, Harassment, inappropriate, internet, long trail tags, Moderation, more, Needs, ONLINE, Prevention, rule, Spamcraft, spammers, Spamming, tagging, Trolls, Website, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ores Mined:	714
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!