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TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	6463	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	1383	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!