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Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, comedy, Crush, cute, EASY, japanese, Kawaii, lighthearted, love, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Noa-senpai, Noasenpais, relationship, romance, schoolgirl, senpai, Server, slice of life, STUDENT, too easy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

Action Skills, Akira Toriyama, avatars, BLOCK, DB The Breakers, DBSDV, Deck Autism, Diamond, dlc, dragon ball, Dragon Ball General, Dragon Ball Multi, Dragon Ball Project, dragon ball sparking, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Zero, Festival of Universes, fridges, Fusion Appreciation, Future Saga, Gang, Kakarot, M&M6, Minecraft, Namekians, Raiders, SDBH, Shenron, smp, STP medals, survivors, xenoverse 2, XV Booru

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amazon, Anime, Black, black hair, black plague, bombing Japan., bus, CAR, Ebay, electricity, facebook, Game System, GOOGLE, hair, instagram, Japan, Justinian, Minecraft, moon landing, myspace, nikola tesla, nuclear waste, planet destruction, Richard Trevithick, Rocket, Server, skidoo, song, TANK, Train, useless, Welfare, Wernher von Braun

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Votes:	1107
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
New Chunks Explored:	502772	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

amp, amplifier, aux speakers, Bluetooth, Bluetooth amplifier, bluetooth headset, Desktop, desktop speakers, device, harmon kardon, headphone, Listen, mic, Minecraft, ms teams, Music, push button, setup, smp, Speaker, Switch, Talk, wireless, Zoom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	3432
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

fl8.bear-land.net

Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

art, chicano, Community, culture, Edition, Food, heritage, HiLo, Hispanic, History, Identity, Latino, Literature, mex, Mexa, Mexican-American, Minecraft, Music, pride, Server, tradition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	113
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

>6 feet tall, 1 inch lifts, 6 figures, 6 inches, achievement, blockquotep6, Boots, Confidence, DATING, Financial goals, Gut, height, Inches, Investment, meet girls, Minecraft, personal growth, push, push in gut, self improvement, sell stocks, SMPpblockquote, socializing, stock market, success

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1702	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9673	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Blast Off Minecraft Server

Arcade, battle, blast, bomberman, Childhood, classic, Competition, console, Entertainment, explosion, Favorite, favorite game, Fun, Game, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, power ups, Retro, Server, strategy, video game

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

blood pressure, Blood sugar, Cash, earning money, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, freelance, gig economy, health, health monitoring, Hearts, income generation, informal work, job loss, legal obstacles, Minecraft, MONEY, remote work, self-employment, side hustle, smp, street services, unemployment

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ores Mined:	6340	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!