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Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mines Excavated:	1659
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

advice, Boyfriend, break up, Buddies, Communication, ex boyfriend, ExBed, fear, fwb, Girlfriend, hook up, Intimacy, Lease, living arrangements, love, mental health, Minecraft, normal relationship, relationship, Server, toxic relationship, Ultimatum, WIBTA

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Emeralds Found:	2000
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

advice, CraftyKidzMC, experience Time travel, guidance, hindsight, learning Youthful mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care Past decisions, self-confidence, smp, wisdom Regrets

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2397	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Votes:	9137	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

absurd excuses, bad excuses, dumb excuse, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, flimsy excuses, foolish excuses, funny excuses, idiotic excuses, lame excuses, lamest excuses, LamestLies, laughable excuses, nonsensical excuses, pathetic excuses, poor excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, stupid excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

election, Experts, independent, Independent election experts, legitimize, legitimize tally sheets, Lost, Maduro, MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft, opposition, Prove, tally sheets, Venezuela

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

Achievements, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Cases, Cities, Clans, Duels, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Levels, Magic, minecraft server, OneBlock, Parkour, Pets, PvP battles, Quests, Ratings, RPG abilities, Shop, Skills, Starter Kit, Survival, titles, Vampirism, weapons

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Emeralds Found:	7856	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Star Shards Collected:	82

Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

Recommended version: 1.21

Our modes:

• OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

• Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

• Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

Our advantages and features:

Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

Play with the best!

Stay with the best!

Become the best!

Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

Made for a comfortable game!

mr.twc.su

🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

1.20, Active Discord, bedrock, casual environment, collaboration, Community, Elected positions, family, imagination, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Realm, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	Bedrock Edition
Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

Q: What is the age requirement for players?

A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Boring Mary Sues, dull moments, FAGGOT, fell asleep, lack of character development, lackluster performance, Minecraft, screen time, Server, snooze fest, unengaging plot, unengaging storyline, uneventful narrative, unexciting lead, unimpressive acting, unimpressive dialogue, unimpressive protagonist, uninspiring lead character, uninteresting characters, uninteresting plot twists, unmemorable scenes, unoriginal storyline

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	866590
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!