Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).
So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!
Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!
SimpleMC
SMP Weekly Updates Survival Custom Mobs Custom Weapons And More!
Prison Dungeons! Mines Crates Events AND MUCH MORE
Play.simplemc.net
play.simplemc.net
QuartzSmp
Yo, this Server is small but mighty! They want more peeps to hop on their Survival Server. And they’re all about taking suggestions. Drop by and say hi!
51.222.208.87:25603
Giga Chad SMP
Are you looking for the best vanilla survival experience ever? Join our small but tight community of Minecraft fans for some chill vibes. Build cool stuff or go on an adventure – it’s all about having fun in the most realistic way possible. We’re still growing, so we need brave peeps to help manage the server. Get in early and secure a spot on our staff team!
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gigachad.icu
TownyMasters Brand New Server! September 2023
Are you a Minecraft fan? TownyMasters is looking for new recruits to join the fun! We have cool features like Auction House, Custom Enchantments, McMMO, Jobs, and more. Plus, you can chat with players on Discord while playing on the server. Join us as we grow and expand with PVP, Dungeons, MiniGames, and more in the future!
Join us today and be a part of something special!
31.214.220.56
Buincraft is a cool Minecraft server that’s been around since 2012. It’s all about passion, community, and tradition in the game. Come join the fun!
mc.buincraft.it
Minecraft Vanilla Server
Welcome to Minecraft Survival 1.20! Get ready to have fun in a simple world. In this version, you’ll experience the real Minecraft, where you need to be creative and survive.
Start by getting wood, stone, and coal. Make basic tools like pickaxes, shovels, and axes with your crafting table. These tools will help you mine ores, dig tunnels, and chop trees faster.
Explore the big world with different areas, from forests to mountains and deserts. Find hidden caves with ores like iron, gold, and diamonds. Upgrade your tools and armor with these materials to survive better.
Build a shelter before night comes, because bad creatures like zombies, skeletons, and spiders come out. Make torches to light up and keep them away. Later on, you might meet tougher enemies like creepers and endermen.
survival.suchthosting.net