KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

aita, circus, Community, Company, Development Team, Events, financial problems, Gifts, holiday season, KidCraft, Kids, knowledge, Meetings, monkeys, Outreach, Planning, Position, revenue stream, supervisory role, Time, volunteer

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	328113	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Crafty Bikes R Us

additional income, bicycles, Bikes, business opportunity, Crafty, Curtiss-Wright, cycling, decent, Diversification, Entrepreneurship, Growth opportunity, Innovative, Manufacturing, market, Potential, PRETTY, profit, revenue stream, selling bicycles, side business, side hustle, Transportation

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to ride a bicycle in Minecraft? Well, guess what? Our server, Curtiss-Wright, is the only place where you can do that! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscapes on a sick bike, dodging creepers and zombies like a pro!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be forever cursed to roam the land, searching for riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join Curtiss-Wright today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken. But who wants to be a chicken when you can be a fearless adventurer on a freaking bicycle? Let’s go, gamers!

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

awkward encounters, bad, bad dates, cringe-worthy dates, date, dating disasters, dating fails, dating horror, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating regrets, dating woes, embarrassing dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, online dating horror stories, online dating nightmares, online dating woes, smp, Stories, Swipecraft, terrible dates, worst online dates, worst online dating

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	127	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4812	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	58
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7878
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	9068	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

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Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

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The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Dedicated, distractions, Experience, freedom, Minecraft, opportunity, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, world, world border

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

crime, funny, gallon theft, Gallons, gallonsem, humor, Minecraft, Mischief, Mischievous, pemsteals, prank, smpp, sneaky, Steals, stolen goods, stolen goods investigation, stolen goods recovery, stolen items, stolen merchandise, stolen possessions, stolen property, theft, theft prevention, thief

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Adventure, bold, Commitment, crazy, Daring, devotion, EXTREME, FEARLESS, Heartache, IMPULSIVE, love, LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP, Passion, relationship, Risky, Romantic, sacrifice, spontaneous, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

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