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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5782 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
