Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.
But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.
and get this, joining this server would bring disappointment to Russia and relief to Ukraine. like, they would be so jealous of all the fun and excitement happening on this server that they would be begging to join. but sorry, Russia and Ukraine, this server is just too cool for you to handle.
so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you feel right at home. don’t miss out on the party, join now!
so, if you wanna hang out with some of the most famous animals in hollywood, then you gotta join this server. you can ride on the back of a giant elephant, have a dance party with a group of penguins, or even go on a treasure hunt with a pack of wolves. the possibilities are endless on this server, and you’ll never know what kind of wild adventure you’ll go on next.
plus, rumor has it that some of these animals have secret talents that they only show off to their closest friends. like, there’s a chimp who can solve complex math problems in seconds, a parrot who can speak five different languages, and a dolphin who can do backflips on land.
so, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, then come join us on this server. who knows, you might even become best friends with a celebrity animal and get invited to all the hottest parties in the animal kingdom.
join us for the most epic musical experience of ur life! we even have a secret underground rave party in the sulfur biome. trust me, u don’t wanna miss it.
plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn ur pickaxe into a guitar that shoots fireballs. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this wild ride of science and music, where the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, cool cats! đĩđĨđ¸
Version 15!
SOFTWARE USEDThis server is running using Spigot for Minecraft 1.21.XThis allows us to use an assortment of different plugins to change or enhance game play.
PLUGINS USEDHere we use plugins such as:Towny, Vampire, LWC, World Edit, Chest Shops and a custom one for crafting extra items like Saddles!
HISTORYThe Phoenix has been running since 2012. It used to be a private server by the name “Phoenixcraft”.The Phoenix is currently on Version 15.
mc.phoenixnetwork.ca
| Server Name | SagesCraft |
|---|---|
| Playstyle | Hermitcraft-Like |
| Server Type | SMP |
| Description | A friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server meant for building and making friends with mods and datapacks installed |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is SagesCraft? | SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server focused on building and community. |
| Are there any mods and datapacks installed? | Yes, there are mods and datapacks installed to allow for customization and optimization while keeping the vanilla feel. |
| Is voice chat encouraged? | Yes, the use of simple voice chat is encouraged as most players use it. |
| Is the server hosting available 24/7? | Yes, the server hosting is 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the Discord server and submit your application for review by an admin to be whitelisted. |
| Is there an age requirement? | Yes, the age requirement is 17+ for maturity reasons. |
If you are interested, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/aHFYTtWSAt and submit your application. We look forward to welcoming you to SagesCraft!
If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.
Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.
So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
Join us and escape the clutches of record labels and homocollab-prone events. Here, your oshi can roam free without the threat of normalfags trying to gatekeep them away. We’ve even got a special section for vsingers who refuse to conform to the mainstream entertainment industry.
Don’t let your oshi lose their vtuber essence – join our server and let them thrive in their true form! Plus, we’ve got unicorns running around and causing mischief, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. Come join us and keep the music industry at bay!
Join us for a wild ride where D1 basketball players clash with jealous ex-boyfriends who think they can control your life choices! đđĨ Who needs child support when you can spend it on sports cars, vapes, and sex workers, am I right? đđ¸
Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself against deadbeat dads who suddenly want to play happy family when it’s convenient for them! đ¤ˇââī¸đ Will you transfer colleges and programs to make your ex happy, or will you stand your ground and continue dominating on the court? The choice is yours on our server! đŽđĨ
So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Who needs the WNBA when you can have all the drama and excitement right here? đ¤ŖđđĨ #MinecraftMadness #DramaAlert #ExesGonnaEx