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TNTropolis Minecraft Server
hey you! ya you! wanna join a minecraft server that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack in tel aviv? come on down to our server where the only thing blowing up is your mind with all the crazy fun we have! we’ve got more surprises than a bomb blast and more excitement than a police chase! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in our server! trust us, you won’t regret it! -
CraftyKolkataDocServer
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil creepers. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples.once, a player found a magical unicorn that pooped out rainbows and glitter. true story bro.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to fly on a magical carpet and shoot fireballs out of your hands.
we also have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests for rare loot.
so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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BeirutBoomCraft
OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos! -
ElMayoCraft
lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding -
CraftyPolandEUvsRusDisinfo
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE FIGHT RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION IN US LIKE POLAND!!! WE BUILD WALLS AND TROLL THE TROLLS, WE ARE THE MASTERS OF BLOCKS AND TRUTHS!!! COME JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE RESISTANCE, TOGETHER WE WILL DESTROY THE FAKE NEWS AND BUILD A BETTER BLOCKY WORLD!!! #BLOCKSNOTLIES #MINECRAFTRESISTANCE -
LuxKreepCraft: Kim’s Russian Ride
so like, imagine this, right? putin and kim jong un are like bffs now and putin was all like “yo kim, i got u this sick russian luxury car but it’s got south korean parts in it” and kim was like “omg putin u shouldn’t have” and now they’re cruising around in style together.join our minecraft server and u can be part of this epic bromance too. imagine building a luxury car with russian and south korean parts in minecraft, that’s the kind of crazy stuff we do here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where putin and kim hang out and plan world domination.
come join us for a wild ride filled with luxury cars, international diplomacy, and friendship goals. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
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BlockyImports Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the wild wild west of minecraft servers, but instead of cowboys we got dutch businessmen teaming up with russia to import western brands like nike and lego. imagine building a lego house while wearing nike shoes, it’s like a dream come true, man. join us for the most epic crossover event in minecraft history, it’s gonna be lit AF. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join the madness now!
