if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast your enemies. our server is so lit, even Zelenskiy said he would give up his presidency just to play here.
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plus, we have the best economy in minecraft history. like, you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, or even sell your soul for a stack of emeralds. it’s wild, man.
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