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BoomCraft: Global Explosions

#youtube, artillery, BOOMCRAFT, Cannons, Countries, Defense, discussion, explosions, firepower, Fun, Global, History, hobby, International, Military, Shooting, Technology, Thread, US, Video, WARFARE, Watching, weapons

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner pyromaniac! Ever wondered what it’s like to have cannons like in the US? Well, look no further because on our server, we have GIANT CANNONS that shoot out fireworks and diamonds!

Join us for some explosive fun as you watch these cannons light up the sky with a dazzling display of colors and sparkles. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fireworks factory where you can craft your own explosive creations. Who knew crafting could be so explosive?

So come join us on our explosive Minecraft server and experience the thrill of watching cannons in action. Just be sure to bring your safety goggles and earplugs – things are about to get LOUD!

CraftyPants Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Challenging, classic, CraftyPants, demon hunting, Demon Slayer, demon world, devil may cry, DMC2, Fast-paced, Gaming, Hack and Slash, madness, Minecraft, Play, PlayStation, ps2, Pst, Sequel, stylish combat, super fun, video games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	269	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Want a castle made of rainbow blocks? They can make it happen!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and earn special rewards. Just make sure you know the secret password to get in!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. The owner of the server is rumored to be a time traveler who can warp players to different dimensions within the game. Want to explore a world made entirely of cheese? He can take you there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the madness takes you!

Villager Drama

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the once most heralded RPG of all time! Move over FF6 and Chrono Trigger, because this server is where the real action is at.

Join us now and experience a world so epic, it’s been completely forgotten by everyone else. That’s right, we’re so underground, we don’t even have threads from people asking for remakes.

But don’t let that deter you, because on this server, you’ll embark on quests more thrilling than any other RPG out there. Build castles taller than the Eiffel Tower, mine for diamonds deeper than the Mariana Trench, and battle creepers fiercer than a mama bear protecting her cubs.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of something so legendary, it’s practically nonexistent in the gaming world. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty LOLz: Where the jokes craft themselves

#youtube, comedy, Craft, Crafty, digital age, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, lolz, Meme culture, memes, objective reality, observational humor, Popular, relatable, satire, social commentary, social media, trending, Video, viral content

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Towns Built:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where memes are not just a way of life, they are the ULTIMATE TRUTH of our existence! Join us and experience the ENLIGHTENMENT of realizing that memes are the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave adventurer stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a dancing meme lord who bestowed upon them the power of infinite LOLZ. From that day on, they roamed the lands spreading joy and laughter wherever they went, all thanks to the MAGICAL memes of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANK meme vault, where only the most daring players can enter and claim the rarest and most valuable memes in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to unlock the secrets of the vault and become a meme master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and of course, MEMES! Trust us, your Minecraft experience will never be the same again.

LazyCraft: Where self-improvement is so last season

body positivity, compliments, Confidence, done, empowerment, exhausted, FITNESS, growth, health, LazyCraft, motivation, physique, progress, Season, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, selfimprovement, strength, tired, wellness

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where self-improvement is so last season! Why bother working on yourself when you can join us and receive compliments from dudes for your strength and physique? Our server is filled with buff avatars who will cheer you on as you mine, build, and battle your way to glory. Say goodbye to self-improvement and hello to compliments from dudes on our server!

CraftyMangaFantasy

Adventure, better, Characters, CraftyMangaFantasy, Creatures, FANTASY, Favorite, genre, list, Magic, Manga, name.., Plot, Popular, Ranking, Read, Recommendation, series, storytelling, Top, world-building

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6269	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate fantasy land for all you blocky adventurers out there!

Join us on an epic quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a parrot on your shoulder. Trust us, it’s totally possible (we think)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter. Just be careful not to accidentally mine yourself into the void!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the Ghast King to a game of musical minecarts. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t find a better fantasy manga than this!

Crafting Confessions: Birth Control Edition

Birth, birth control, Catholic, catholic church, Catholic teachings, catholicism, Confessions, Contraception, contraception debate, control, controversial, Crafting, Edition, Ethics, Family Planning, Girls, morality, Religion, religious beliefs, reproductive rights, sexual education, sexual health, social norms, taboo, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!

ChinAmericaCraft: Where East meets West in blocky bliss!

America, Bliss, blocky, China, ChinAmericaCraft, chinese culture, Chinese superpower, Chinese-American relations, Cultural differences, discrimination, east, global power shift, Hate Speech, international relations, meets, nationalism, offensive language, racial tensions, racism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, superiority complex, US-China relations, West, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	659244
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more powerful than our Redstone contraptions is our Chinese superpower! Join us and witness the rise of China as we dominate the virtual world and beyond.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the best fortune cookies in all of Minecraft. Each one comes with a special message that will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Great Wall of Minecraft, a massive structure that will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to challenge our might.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the power of the Chinese cock and join us on our quest for world domination. Just remember, when you play on our server, you’re not just playing with blocks – you’re playing with destiny.

Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

chilling vibes, comfort, comfortable seating, comfy chair, cozy furniture, eerie atmosphere, Furniture, ghostly whispers, haunted chair, Home decor, interior design, Kel’s chair, McVoidface, mysterious voices, Relaxation, Server, Silence, singing, solitude, supernatural presence, VOICES, voices of the void, Void, Voidy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the chairs are so comfy, they make Kel’s chair look like a rock! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So why wait? Join now and experience the LEGENDARY comfort of our chairs while conquering the Minecraft world!

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183

4koma, 5th Anniversary Livestream, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, collide, CraftyBag, Events, Friends, general, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hinata, Holding the Bag, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Megu, Nagisa, Natsu, News, Nodoka, patch notes, PVs, Reisa, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Potions Brewed:	110	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ores Mined:	7703	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited fun and craziness.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Grand Assault: Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor that will test your skills like never before. And don’t even get me started on the Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – it’s a battle of epic proportions that will leave you breathless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the secret of the flying pigs!