RETURNS – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Cosmic Nexus 1.20
BETTING, Cosmic, Crypto, fake stock market game, financial market, Game, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, Kronii, mutual funds, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, Nexus, numberfagging, Oshiboard, research, RETURNS, Schedule, stock market simulator, thread lore, Trading, Vtuber
Yo, have you heard of this absolute mad lad server called /nasfaqg/? It’s like, a financial market simulator but with a twist – you buy coins that represent Hololive and Holostars members! It’s like playing the stock market, but for weebs and schizos. And get this, cryptofags stay away, there’s no real money involved! But don’t worry, you won’t get better at real stocks from this, it’s just for fun.
If you wanna join this chaotic ride, check out the info at https://nasfaq.biz/info. And make sure to do your research using these links: https://schedule.hololive.tv/, https://vt.poi.cat/, https://hololive.jetri.co/, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI5UGWBcz2Y.
We even have F.U.C.K. Reports, a real oshiboard spreadsheet, a betting leaderboard, and a returns report archive. Plus, some Google Sheets you can copy to use yourself, like the SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet, Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet, Electrum’s fund trading sheet, and Mikofag’s archive of thread OC.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on /nasfaqg/ and let’s take $KRONII to the moon, baby! 🚀🌕 #StonksForWeebs #HololiveStocksGoneWild #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

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TikTokCraft: Fishy Returns!
banned, COMEBACK, Conspiracy, controversy, Fast, fishy, internet, quick turnaround, Rapid, RETURN, RETURNS, social media, speculation, suspicious, tiktok, Tiktokcraft, Timing, trending, unexpected, video sharing, viral
Guys, forget about TikTok drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only fishy thing you’ll encounter is the rare underwater cow mobs we’ve added. Yes, you heard that right, underwater cows! And if that’s not enough to reel you in, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion? So leave the TikTok conspiracy theories behind and dive into a world of wacky adventures on our server. Trust us, it’s udderly amazing!

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“VibeCraft” 1.21.1
1.21.1, Appointment, Assad, Assad’s health, Clinic, eye care, eye doctor, Eye exam, eye health, Happening, health, Lenscrafters, Medical check-up, Medical visit, Moscow, ophthalmology, Optical store, optometry, RETURNS, russia, Treatment, VibeCraft, vision
Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Assad, yeah the dude from Syria, he’s like back in the game but not as a dictator, nah man, he’s like fixing people’s eyes at a LensCrafters in Moscow!
And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?
So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!
Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?

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Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP
asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building
Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

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Reborn RPG Returns! Just like your cat bringing back that same toy for the 100th time

#addons, 100th, activities, Adventure, Balloon Blitz, battle, bringing, cat, Cloud Clashes, Discord, Lore, mobs, Network, Quest, Realms, reborn, RETURNS, RPG, Season, Story, Time, Toy

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Reborn RPG
Description	Embark on a grand adventure where every choice shapes your destiny. Tons of Addons, Quests, activities, Mobs to Battle, and Lore to explore!
Server Season	Season 2 will begin in a few days/weeks
Server Links	Server Addons Discord Community

FAQs

Question	Answer
When does Season 2 start?	Season 2 will begin in a few days/weeks. Stay tuned for announcements!
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by following the link provided in the description and joining the Discord community for updates.
Are there special activities or events in the server?	Yes, there are tons of activities, quests, and events to participate in. Join the server to explore them!
Can I write my own story in the server?	Absolutely! The server encourages players to immerse themselves in the lore and write their own stories through gameplay.

Loan With Five Percent Interest Minecraft SMP
assets, Borrowing, Capital, compounding, finance, Financial, Green.., growth, Interest, Investment, Lending, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, percent, percentage, Period, profit, RETURNS, smp, strategy, wealth
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is so crazy, you’ll be making profits faster than you can say “creeper!”
Picture this: you take out a loan with a five percent interest rate, but thanks to our magical server powers, you start making six percent returns in just 100 periods! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time, all while laughing maniacally at your newfound wealth.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will have you battling dragons, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a talking llama named Larry. Trust us, once you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Exodus Returns Server: Where Vanilla is a Spice and Whitelist is a Secret Recipe, Java 1.21+ Approved

APPROVED, Builders, Community, Cooperative, Discord, Dynamap, exodus, Fabric, Game version, germany, Heads, Indonesia, java, Map, Message, Mods, Older players, Performance, recipe, RETURNS, RPG, secret, Semi Vanilla, Server, Settlements, Spawn area, Spice, Survival, uk, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelist

Exodus Returns Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Community Server
Server Version	Latest Game Version
Mods	Fabric, Performance Mods, Heads, Dynamap
Player Base	Mix of Experienced and New Players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How long has Exo been running?	Exodus has been running since 2021, but the server is a new addition.
How can I join the server?	Message on Discord here.
What kind of players are you looking for?	Mainly players who want to get into the game or those looking for a stable and friendly community to build with. Redstone and mega-builders are welcome.
How many active players are currently on the server?	Approximately 5 active players out of 25 in the Discord.

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server
Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later
Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!
Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.
Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

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SpringyCraft: Where your gaze always returns to the fun!
Analyzing, attentional pattern, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autistic children, cognitive processes, developmental psychology, eye movements, eye-tracking data, familiar stimuli, Focusing, Fun, Gaze, neurodevelopmental disorders, new ones, research, RETURNS, scientists, sensory processing, springy attention, SpringyCraft, study, unexpected discovery, visual attention
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u start playin, but then u realize u have this superpower called “springy attention”! u keep goin back to familiar stuff instead of checkin out new things, just like those cool autistic kids in the study! it’s like ur brain is on a trampoline, bouncin back and forth between all the awesome stuff on the server! join now and discover ur own superpower, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!

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CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server
BETTING, CraftyNASFAQ, cryptofags, fake stock market, financial market simulator, Game, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, leaderboard, Minecraft, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, national TV, numberfagging, Reports, research, RETURNS, Schedule, Server, stock market game, Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition, thread lore, Trading, wallet analyzer
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition for a wild ride through the world of fake stock market games based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and even some of their mamas. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but in Minecraft form!
But wait, there’s more! Cryptofags beware, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaos and fun. And no, you won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.
Check out our research links for all the insider info you need to dominate the market. And don’t forget to make copies of our Google Sheets to track your progress and plan your next big move.
Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy stock market predictions). See you in the game, faggots!

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Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server
cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.
our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!
join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

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I dont now Minecraft server
Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival
The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

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Carnival Adventure 1.20.3
1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional
Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

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Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server
breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

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MIL-Free Zone Craft
#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

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LePenCraft96
aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

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Home Phone Hideout
cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology
join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

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Green Tea Kingdom
Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia
so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

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Frostwood Valley 1.21.4
1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

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StinkyFeetGFEXIT
adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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