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Crafty Wars Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Minecraft, modding, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Reverse rape edition, Riven Prices, Server, Stream Times, Tennobaum 2024, Tierlists, UPDATE 38, Warframe General, Wars, wfg, Wiki, Xaku Prime

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Magic Items Found:	6104
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to reverse rape your enemies! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for some outrageous PvP battles and crazy adventures.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a Plat shop where you can buy all sorts of ridiculous items to help you in your quest for domination. Need a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Alliance4Funbros, led by the one and only ddaavveeFTW. These guys are known for their epic battles and insane tactics. Want to join their ranks? Just ask for an invite.

And let’s not forget about the ClansWarbros, led by KillsawOblivion. These guys are always up for a challenge and will stop at nothing to claim victory. Want to test your skills against them? Bring it on.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists along the way. See you in the game!

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, Clans, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Hotfix 36.1.6, Koumei edition, Minecraft, modding, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, September Corruption Alerts, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Warriors, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	3923
Void Armor Forged:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Handholding edition, Minecraft, modding, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our handholding edition Minecraft server, where we take friendship to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate experience of holding hands with your fellow players as you explore the blocky world together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground hand-holding society where players gather to share their love for hand-holding. Legend has it that those who hold hands the longest gain special powers in the game – like the ability to summon a giant hand to crush their enemies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Hand-Holding Olympics, where players compete in hand-holding challenges to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Can you hold hands with your teammates while dodging obstacles and defeating mobs? Only the strongest hand-holders will emerge victorious!

So come join us on our handholding adventure, where friendship and fun go hand in hand (literally)! Who knows what kind of hand-holding shenanigans you’ll get up to in our wacky world of Minecraft!

Caution: May Cause Addiction

addiction, Adventure, Caution, Challenges, embrace chaos, handle with care, Label, Life, life’s a wild ride, live boldly, proceed with caution, Risk, Rollercoaster, twist and turns, Unpredictable, unpredictable journey, ups and downs, Warning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

If your life had a warning label, it would probably say “Caution: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines.” But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the unexpected and encourage all players to break out their best dance moves while mining for diamonds.

Join us on this wacky server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens, the creepers throw surprise birthday parties (with explosive results), and the villagers have a secret underground disco club. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you can find it, you’ll gain the power to turn all the zombies into friendly unicorns who will follow you around and serenade you with sweet melodies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who, instead of breathing fire, spits out rainbow-colored cupcakes that give you super speed and the ability to fly. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

PixelPact Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral ties, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, economic ties, Faustian pact, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, India, international relations, long-term commitment, Military, Minecraft, PixelPact, political alignment, regional stability, russia, Server, strategic partnership, Strengthening, SUPERPOWER

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Star Shards Collected:	122
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a faustian pact with russia for ultimate power and strength!! you can build your own russian-inspired base and conquer the virtual world with your comrades. beware of the russian bears roaming around, they may steal your diamonds but they are cute so it’s all good. also, we have vodka fountains and matryoshka doll giveaways every week. join now for a slav-tastic time!! #russiavibes #minecraftmadness

NukeCraft: Kim’s Spanish Heist

arms control, Black Market, diplomatic crisis, Equipment, global security, heist, illicit trade, intelligence report, international relations, Kims, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, proliferation network, Report, sanctions, security threat, Smuggled, spain, Spanish, WMD

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

So, like, this server is like the bomb, literally! We got North Korea up in here, smuggling nuclear weapons equipment from Spain, like what even is that?! Join us and be a part of this crazy adventure where you can help smuggle weapons, build secret underground bunkers, and maybe even start World War III in Minecraft! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and destruction, amirite?! Join now and be a part of history in the making, or breaking, whatever floats your boat! Let’s blow stuff up, y’all!

Aging Craft: Muscle Gene Deficiency

aging, Aging research, animal models, Arginase-II, Craft, deficiency, Gene, gene deficiency, gene expression, genetic deficiency, genetic modification, genetic mutations, Mice, mouse models, Muscle, muscle aging, muscle degeneration, muscle deterioration, muscle diseases, muscle function, muscle health, muscle regeneration, muscle strength, skeletal muscle

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Animals Bred:	105
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

hey u! u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well u have come to the right place! this server is so lit that even the mice in the game are defying genetics and reducing their muscle aging. can u imagine a world where u can build a house with mice that have super strong muscles? join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure! who knows, maybe u will discover the secret to eternal youth in minecraft! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s defy genetics together!

PixelRealms

Economy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crops Grown:	1265
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join Us Today! PixelRealms is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a place to create, explore, and connect with fellow players. Whether you’re a builder, a survival expert, or someone looking for a fresh challenge, there’s something here for you.

Server IP: play.pixelrealms.eu

play.pixelrealms.eu

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, base, Discord, Dynmap, Events, germany, Head Database, Lab, Map, Minigames, modded server, Resetting, Season, shopping district, Shopping needs, smp, Tightknit community, voice chat

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crops Grown:	2242	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please join our Discord server and fill out an application.

Q: Is the server reset regularly?

A: No, we do not plan on resetting the map for a very long time.

Q: What events or minigames can I expect to find on the server?

A: We host various events throughout the year and players can also host their own minigames.

Q: Are there any special modded servers available?

A: Alongside our vanilla SMP, we are working on setting up an additional modded server for those interested.

Mystic Echoes Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, accusations, allegations, billionaire, conspiracy theories, controversy, Craft, defamation, Echoes, Fables, false claims, Lies, mystic, pedophile, Politics, Presidency, rapist, Rumors, scandal, sexual assault, trump, Women

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all that political drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers exploding, villagers trading, and diamonds galore! Who needs to worry about real life scandals when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in our server? Plus, we don’t spread lies and fables like those haters, we just have a good time crafting and mining. So come on, join us and escape the madness of the real world!

Pixelated Potato Paradise

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, mysterious protagonist, Mystery, No. 16766296, novel, Paradise, pixelated, plot twist, Potato, Secrets, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and rainbows shooting out of creepers! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and pure madness. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, everyone is welcome to join the fun. So grab your pickaxe and come build, explore, and survive with us. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let’s get this party started! WOOOOOOO!

NoAddress4U

Address, admissions test, aita, background checks, distant relative, District, elite public school, ethical codes, fair rent, jeopardy, LANDLORD, NoAddress4U, PRESSURE, Professions, refusing, residency requirements, school regulations, sibling, Strict, text convo

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	6272
Emeralds Found:	8045	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with scandalous family dynamics and school admissions drama!

Imagine this: your landlord is pressuring you to help their distant relative get into a prestigious school by using your address. But wait, there’s more! You and your partner are professionals with strict background checks and ethical codes to uphold. Will you risk it all for a Minecraft server? Only one way to find out!

Join now for a server experience like no other. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family feuds and school scandals to navigate? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

CountryGuessr Minecraft SMP

Country, CountryGuessr, culture, Economy, famous cities, famous exports, Flag, geography, Government, guessing game, heritage, History, landmarks, Language, Minecraft, national cuisine, national symbols, natural beauty., Population, smp, tourism, Traditions, unique attractions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3412
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	104	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear for days. And get this, our server is guarded by a squad of ninja creepers who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out with other players in epic pig jousting tournaments. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, surrounded by rainbow waterfalls and candy cane trees? Yeah, it’s pretty much the most epic place ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!