Returned MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server

mistake, reaction, Confronting, Scene, misunderstanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the parking guards are on the lookout for valuable loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who might try to steal your precious Hot Wheels cars. Our server is full of surprises, just like the time a security guard swiped a Proton Saga right off a player’s windshield. But don’t worry, we always get our loot back in the end, even if we have to confront the culprit and make them return it! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where even the most unexpected events can lead to epic quests and hilarious moments. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the fun begin!

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GazaRescueCraft

Politics, International, Conflict, Hope, Captivity

join our epic minecraft server and you will be happier than israelis when 3 hostages come back after 470 days in gaza!!! we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster made of candy!!! build your own castle and defend it from evil mobs with your trusty banana sword!!!

our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!!! join now and become part of the craziest minecraft community this side of the nether!!! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, in which case, why are you even here???

come join us and let’s make some memories that will last longer than those poor hostages in gaza!!! let’s mine, build, and explore together in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the adventure begin!!! 🍌🎉🏰

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CraftyFam Minecraft Server

tea, Special, gift card, coffee, WIBTA

Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

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Moon Volcano Fun Land

Moon rocks, Lunar missions, 120 million years ago, Moon geology, volcanic activity

so, like, u know how u always wanted to mine on the moon? well, guess what, this server lets u do just that! we got volcanoes and stuff from, like, 120 million years ago. u can build ur own moon base and mine for moon rocks. plus, there’s a secret diamond mine hidden in the moon’s core. join now for a out-of-this-world experience!

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Vacuums are a technology, so should I get a coded or codeless… Minecraft SMP

dust removal, Vacuums, Technology, vacuum cleaner, Home Appliances

Are you tired of vacuuming in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where vacuums are the latest technology! Forget about coded or codeless vacuums, we have vacuum robots that do all the cleaning for you. And don’t worry, they won’t turn evil and take over the server like in that one sci-fi movie. Trust us, we’ve tested them extensively. So if you want to sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual vacuum robot cleans up all the creepers and zombies in your base, then this is the SMP for you. Plus, rumor has it that one player’s vacuum robot accidentally sucked up a diamond block and now it’s the richest player on the server. Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our vacuum-filled world!

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BennuBlastedOceanCraft

Bennu, Mission, sample, Early, BennuBlastedOceanCraft

LOLZ come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got asteroids and ancient ocean worlds splintering off like it’s nobody’s business! NASA ain’t got nothin’ on us, we got the inside scoop on all the intergalactic shenanigans happenin’ in our virtual world.

Build your own spaceship, mine for rare space rocks, and battle alien mobs that are outta this world! Who needs boring old Earth when you can explore the mysteries of the universe right here in our server?

So grab your pickaxe and your space suit, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride on our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🌌🛸

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NexusDark Lifesteal – where your Minecraft life force is borrowed… and not returned!

NexusDark Lifesteal

Server Address	Available in the discord server due to privacy
Version	1.20.4 on Java with bedrock

Description

A very nice and small minecraft server with a nice little community. The discord server invite is https://discord.com/invite/G53nc4yMkV. Make sure to join it to stay up to date with small downtimes and updates.

Rules

Griefing is strictly forbidden and will result in a jail time or a 3 day suspension.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	The server address is available in the discord server. Join the discord using the invite link provided above.
Are there any specific server rules?	Yes, griefing is strictly forbidden and will result in consequences.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

STDs, young adult, Edition, age appropriate, RESPONSIBILITY

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

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CraftyAddictz

daily musts Can’t live without, daily staple Daily must-haves, everyday necessity, must have, can’t live without

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

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ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

national security, leadership, top lawmaker, #announcement, strategy briefing

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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