Returned MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server

Confrontation, Server, theft, misunderstanding, Returned

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the parking guards are on the lookout for valuable loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who might try to steal your precious Hot Wheels cars. Our server is full of surprises, just like the time a security guard swiped a Proton Saga right off a player’s windshield. But don’t worry, we always get our loot back in the end, even if we have to confront the culprit and make them return it! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where even the most unexpected events can lead to epic quests and hilarious moments. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the fun begin!

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GazaRescueCraft

reunification, Conflict, GazaRescueCraft, rejoicing, International

join our epic minecraft server and you will be happier than israelis when 3 hostages come back after 470 days in gaza!!! we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster made of candy!!! build your own castle and defend it from evil mobs with your trusty banana sword!!!

our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!!! join now and become part of the craziest minecraft community this side of the nether!!! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, in which case, why are you even here???

come join us and let’s make some memories that will last longer than those poor hostages in gaza!!! let’s mine, build, and explore together in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the adventure begin!!! 🍌🎉🏰

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CraftyFam Minecraft Server

CraftyFam, graduation gift, Minecraft, Server, parents

Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

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Moon Volcano Fun Land

volcanic eruptions, Land, Moon, volcano, Moon geology

so, like, u know how u always wanted to mine on the moon? well, guess what, this server lets u do just that! we got volcanoes and stuff from, like, 120 million years ago. u can build ur own moon base and mine for moon rocks. plus, there’s a secret diamond mine hidden in the moon’s core. join now for a out-of-this-world experience!

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Vacuums are a technology, so should I get a coded or codeless… Minecraft SMP

cleaning, Home Appliances, robot vacuums, coded vacuum, codeless vacuum

Are you tired of vacuuming in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where vacuums are the latest technology! Forget about coded or codeless vacuums, we have vacuum robots that do all the cleaning for you. And don’t worry, they won’t turn evil and take over the server like in that one sci-fi movie. Trust us, we’ve tested them extensively. So if you want to sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual vacuum robot cleans up all the creepers and zombies in your base, then this is the SMP for you. Plus, rumor has it that one player’s vacuum robot accidentally sucked up a diamond block and now it’s the richest player on the server. Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our vacuum-filled world!

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BennuBlastedOceanCraft

Early, OSIRIS-REx, research, Space, Mission

LOLZ come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got asteroids and ancient ocean worlds splintering off like it’s nobody’s business! NASA ain’t got nothin’ on us, we got the inside scoop on all the intergalactic shenanigans happenin’ in our virtual world.

Build your own spaceship, mine for rare space rocks, and battle alien mobs that are outta this world! Who needs boring old Earth when you can explore the mysteries of the universe right here in our server?

So grab your pickaxe and your space suit, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride on our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🌌🛸

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NexusDark Lifesteal – where your Minecraft life force is borrowed… and not returned!

Jail time, Griefing, rules, Semi Vanilla, Updates

NexusDark Lifesteal

Server Address	Available in the discord server due to privacy
Version	1.20.4 on Java with bedrock

Description

A very nice and small minecraft server with a nice little community. The discord server invite is https://discord.com/invite/G53nc4yMkV. Make sure to join it to stay up to date with small downtimes and updates.

Rules

Griefing is strictly forbidden and will result in a jail time or a 3 day suspension.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	The server address is available in the discord server. Join the discord using the invite link provided above.
Are there any specific server rules?	Yes, griefing is strictly forbidden and will result in consequences.

Questing Dragons: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

Quality, Mud, baseline of quality., Consistency, fanbase

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have dragons that actually listen to you and don’t just fly around aimlessly like in Final Fantasy. Our fanbase consists of well-adjusted normal people who have somehow managed to avoid the drama and chaos that seems to follow Final Fantasy everywhere it goes.

Join us and experience a world where dragons are actually helpful companions, not just random encounters that you have to fight. Our server is a safe haven from the never-ending disasters and lack of good will that seems to plague the Final Fantasy universe.

So come on over and join us for a fantasy experience like no other, where you can actually trust the dragons and the community to have your back. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

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BabyCraft: Where even childbirth is an adventure!

Misogyny, secrecy, Adventure, WOMENS RIGHTS, sparta

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the wild and wacky world of Sparta! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of living in separate households from your spouse, because who needs traditional marriage anyways? Monogamy is so last season!

But wait, there’s more! In our server, you can train your children to be warriors starting at the ripe old age of 7. Watch as they battle it out in epic PvP matches, all while avoiding the fate of ugly children who are unfortunately killed at birth.

With 3/4ths of our society enslaved, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join us for a truly psychopathic experience that you won’t soon forget. Who needs Athenian society when you can have all this excitement in Sparta?

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MineRim – Crafty Colonists United

minimize problems, games, Book, c:dda, Fandom

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants in! Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make you say “WOW!”

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods that will have you soaring through the skies like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cube of Power that will grant you unimaginable abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Tynan Sylvester himself plays on it. Yes, the creator of Rimworld! And rumor has it, he’s building a secret base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a wild ride from here on out!

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