CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9724
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	3572	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Animals Bred:	162
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9619	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mines Excavated:	2320
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	203
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

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