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OGPrison

Challenging, classic, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Escape, Features, freedom, futuristic, grind, Innovative, MCMMO, Mechanics, Nostalgia, Prison, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Roleplay, strategy, Systems, Unique

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	7146	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation

Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.

Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.

Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.

Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.

Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?

OGPrison.net

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

acceptance, Community, Diverse, equality, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, love is love, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pride, safe space, Server, virtual

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mines Excavated:	1867	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

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Social Contract Minecraft Server

contract, kike tunnels, kikes, Minecraft, portal to hell, raping kids, recession, Server, Social, social contract, synagogues

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

30, affordable decor, affordable design, affordable waiting room, budget decor, budget design, budget waiting room, comfortable decor, comfortable waiting room, Minecraft, modern decor, modern waiting room, smp, stylish decor, stylish waiting room, unique decor, unique waiting room, waiting room, WTF, WTFWT, WTFWT decor, WTFWT design, WTFWT waiting room

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8478
Void Gems Collected:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchantments Applied:	209
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!